Quote from: Drunken Monkey on December 04, 2011, 11:30:16 PM
16. I call bullshit. Some cats are cool, some dogs are bullshit.

Wrong. No cat is cool. They are always plotting ways to destroy you.

Quote from: duccarlos on December 05, 2011, 07:16:44 AM
Wrong. No cat is cool. They are always plotting ways to destroy you.

exactly.  it's too much like having a second gf around all the time.

Quote from: thought on December 05, 2011, 08:00:02 AM
exactly.  it's too much like having a second gf around all the time.

Good one! I love cats. They taste just like chicken.

My dog has a jihad/mad on for all cats... and UPS delivery folks and USPS letter carriers. Couldn't give a damn about squirrels, just cats. I would think to a dog they'd be pretty similar.

Quote from: duccarlos on December 05, 2011, 07:16:44 AM
Wrong. No cat is cool. They are always plotting ways to destroy you.

If you weren't sized to the human scale they would play with you, torture you, kill you

and possibly eat you

useless rug and furniture destroyers

Quote from: RAT900 on December 05, 2011, 09:50:21 AM
If you weren't sized to the human scale they would play with you, torture you, kill you

I think I'm one of the few people on here that is shorter than IZ. They would destroy me in a second.

I'm sure we are pissing off the DMF cat thread folks.

Quote from: fastwin on December 05, 2011, 11:37:05 AM
I'm sure we are pissing off the DMF cat thread folks.

Do we care?

My mum has a an old, folksy, village saying, "When you die, your dog will guard your body and howl in mourning, but your cat will walk over your body on the way to the pantry".

I'm no cat hater but I wouldn't have one. 'Spose I value loyalty.

Quote from: fastwin on December 05, 2011, 11:37:05 AM
I'm sure we are pissing off the DMF cat thread folks.

Not really, I'm laughing hilariously in disagreement.

Our alpha male orange tom is more doglike than any dog I've owned to date.....

Quote from: duccarlos on December 05, 2011, 07:16:44 AM
Wrong. No cat is cool. They are always plotting ways to destroy you.

they have the same mind set as their bigger cousins......but they can't bite through your spine.

Quote from: Drunken Monkey on December 04, 2011, 11:30:16 PM
2. Wrong. Real men do not use umbrellas.

what about a ratty looking umbrella with one broken arm on it?

My belief is that anything becomes manly if it can potentially cut you.

A gentleman's vintage hardwood cane-handled Walking Stick Umbrella (with sheath for when not in use) hardwood cap and brass tipped.

Great for gouging poking and stabbing on crowded city streets

they are manly....far more manly than a collapsed totes

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Gents-Vintage-British-Paragon-Fox-umbrella-Silver-Partridge-Cane-1933-Recovered-/160654917719?pt=UK_Men_s_Vintage_Clothing&hash=item2567c78057


now shoe rubbers are another dilemma altogether...

there is no way to get past the geek-factor in them

no matter how expensive your genuine horsehide cordovan brogans are

Hat your cat!



http://www.borrett.id.au/weirdmob/cats.htm

I like what he has done with that cat. Looks good on him... a very manly look.

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