AHHHHHH Minivan Hell...... Help me make a minivan I am not ashamed to drive.

Started by Raux, December 03, 2011, 08:28:09 AM

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dropstharockalot

Quote from: zarn02 on December 03, 2011, 11:11:16 AM
Because a tarted up minivan just seems a bit sad.
This.

Unless you go full-on '70s Boogie Van...





Shag carpet, fold-out bed, lava lamps...

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77south

The biggest upgrade you could get for any van is an airbrushed mural of one of Frank Frazetta's paintings.

Speedbag

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the_Journeyman

Try this:


JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
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thought

How about getting one of those sport wagons instead?  Audi makes some nice looking ones and they should be a lot cheaper in Germany than in the US.  They have close to the same utility as a minivan/suv and will wreck them in terms of handling/power/mpg.
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Raux

well to be honest, looks like i'll be back down to just three kids, so no need for the minivan.
Will be for sale in the near future. YEAH... my minivan persecution is over.

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

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Raux


slowpoke13

Best possible mod for a minivan is to cover the whole thing with a 5-gallon jerry can of gasoline and add a match.
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ducatiz

Quote from: dropstharockalot on December 05, 2011, 12:38:58 PM
This.

Unless you go full-on '70s Boogie Van...
Shag carpet, fold-out bed, lava lamps...



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