Friday Funnies??

[Jukie]

Trev Trev Trev you should know better, it should be 730 times a year with the same girl 

[Jukie]

Surely Not ??        

its to get rid of the back pain and whiplash       

[Big T]

Trev Trev Trev you should know better, it should be 730 times a year with the same girl 

Is that all Jukie, 730 times?    

Means this little old man can rest on Sundays now....   

[Jukie]

not if your with me you wont   

[Big T]

not if your with me you wont   

SSsssoooo many lines...... But I'll let this one go through to the keeper..... While I'm still ahead.....           

[dragonworld.]

Aaaah come on !! The voyeur in me was just getting cooking !       

[Jukie]

and for you dragon, we will be doing it so much you will have to buy cartons and cartons of the magic blue pills

[Jukie]

SSsssoooo many lines...... But I'll let this one go through to the keeper..... While I'm still a head.....           

did you say HEAD really Trev hhhmmmmm

[bmroxm5]

found this in the main forum... effing hilarious

Blinker fluid:
http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2&products_id=6

[Betty]

found this in the main forum... effing hilarious

Blinker fluid:
http://kalecoauto.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=2&products_id=6

They have so much stuff that I just didn't know I needed.

Thanks for the link Stu.

[dragonworld.]

Who  is your real friend?   




This really works...!   


If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of the car for an hour.
When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?   

[Jukie]

ooohhh dragon you are skating on thin ice

[dragonworld.]

Is this better then?? You KNOW I like to live dangerously. 

Sex


The  mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was  having sex.

Worried the girl might become pregnant and  adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family  doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very  wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in  rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put  on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of  condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing  for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her  a box of condoms

The girl burst out laughing and reached  over to hug her mother saying:

'Oh Mom! You don't have to  worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'   


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Church

A  man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the  preacher's hand . He said 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a  damned fine sermon. Damned good!'

The preacher said, 'Thank  you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'

The man  said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five  thousand dollars in the offering plate!'

The preacher said,  'No shit?'




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Pancakes   
Brenda and Steve took  their six-year-old son to the doctor.

With some hesitation,  they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in  good health, they were concerned about his rather small  penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently  declared, 'Just feed him    pancakes. That should  solve the problem.'

The next morning when the boy arrived  at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm    pancakes in the middle of  the table.

'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'

'Just  take two,' Brenda replied . 'The rest are for your  father'         

[Jukie]

so DRAGON do i need to feed for pancakes every day for a year or what 



Pancakes   
Brenda and Steve took  their six-year-old son to the doctor.

With some hesitation,  they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in  good health, they were concerned about his rather small  penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently  declared, 'Just feed him    pancakes. That should  solve the problem.'

The next morning when the boy arrived  at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm    pancakes in the middle of  the table.

'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'

'Just  take two,' Brenda replied . 'The rest are for your  father'     

[dragonworld.]

so DRAGON do i need to feed for pancakes every day for a year or what 



Pancakes   
Brenda and Steve took  their six-year-old son to the doctor.

With some hesitation,  they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in  good health, they were concerned about his rather small  penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently  declared, 'Just feed him    pancakes. That should  solve the problem.'

The next morning when the boy arrived  at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm    pancakes in the middle of  the table.

'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'

'Just  take two,' Brenda replied . 'The rest are for your  father'     

Once a week for me is quite adequate thankyou Ms Jukie  she "Of the Formidable T-shirt" !