Friday Funnies??

[dragonworld.]

so you want me to try it ,and make a video clip and put it up on the forum.Dragon you are just a rudie boy

I certainly suggested absolutely nothing of the sort !! 

Hmmmm, but now that you mentioned it !       

[Jukie]

well dragon it might bring my temperature down but bring you right up there. i give it a go right now for you

[dragonworld.]

well dragon it might bring my temperature down but bring you right up there. i give it a go right now for you

Big tassles will create a nice cooling breeze for your fevered brow poor Jukie dear. 

[Jukie]

but what will it do for you my DRAGON

[dragonworld.]

Heh, heh, heh 

You know very well I cant describe it here or I'll get banged by Admin.     

[heatherp]

Sorry I must be a freak I can do it. the foot hand thing - sorry to interrupt the love in -  the trick is to concentrate on what your foot is doing and not your hand. See all those years of yoga have paid off. Also helps if you've had the odd Jameson or two.   

[Jukie]

she is a clever girl is our Heather

[Jukie]

Heh, heh, heh 

You know very well I cant describe it here or I'll get banged by Admin.     

oooohhhhh DRAGON you do bring a smile to my face 

[dragonworld.]

Thats my job!! 

Its fun making people laugh!! 

[Jukie]

you know how to push the right buttons dragon

[dragonworld.]

     

[dragonworld.]

Old men may walk SLOW but think FAST
 
An elderly man in Queensland had owned a large property for several years.

He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango and
avocado trees.

The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had
some picnic tables placed there

In the shade of the fruit trees.
 
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over, as
he hadn't been there for a while.   

He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back some fruit.  As he neared the
dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.   

As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
dam.   

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
 
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked
or make you get out of the dam naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'
 
Moral: Old men may walk slow, but they can still think fast.

[Jukie]

very good dragon i could see you pulling this trick

[dragonworld.]

Who? Me?? Nah I'd have my gear off on the run and be in the water before they knew what stuck 'em !!   

(Cue the "Jaws" music, Daaaah Dum, Daaah Dum, Dah Dum, Dah Dum, Dah Dum, Dah Dum.)  

[Jukie]

well dragon i  know you would do that to you naught boy you