Now THAT'S funny!

[dallas2r]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/765370039.html

[fastwin]

OK. That's funny as shit! What a great way to end a really nice day. Laughing my ass off! Beautiful sunny day, mild temps, dog didn't poop on her walks, dinner at home was great. Jeez, the only missing is a great road trip to Arkansas on the bike with my friends. Ooops, I forgot. That's covered. All is well.

[never2loud]

Now THAT'S funny!  Very nice 

[pipeliner1978]

that is seriously some of the funniest shit I have ever read.  Man, I wish we had that much fun everyday.........oh, wait, nevermind

[dallas2r]

that is seriously some of the funniest shit I have ever read.  Man, I wish we had that much fun everyday.........oh, wait, nevermind

[Bonwilder]

LMAO

[Cyclone]

  Random Funny - I drive by AMS Dallas on the GS just about every day & recently tootled my horn and gave a big THUMBS UP  as I drove by a group of guys standing around a new Monster ( looked like setting it up for a new owner ).  Guy on a cell phone with the group shot me the finger !!!  Until then I had only gotten that sort of "salute" from the Harley crowd !!!

LMAO  !!!

Maybe it means something different in Italian haha    !!!

[Kevin848]

Random Funny - I drive by AMS Dallas on the GS just about every day & recently tootled my horn and gave a big THUMBS UP  as I drove by a group of guys standing around a new Monster ( looked like setting it up for a new owner ).  Guy on a cell phone with the group shot me the finger !!!  Until then I had only gotten that sort of "salute" from the Harley crowd !!!

LMAO  !!!

Maybe it means something different in Italian haha    !!!

HAHA now thats funny 

[Duc L'Smart]

THIS is funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iarX1-G2z38

[dallas2r]

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
 
   Two Italian men and one Italian woman
   Two French men and one French woman
   Two German men and one German woman
   Two Greek men and one Greek woman
   Two English men and one English woman
   Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
   Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
   Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
   Two Irish men and one Irish woman
   Two American men and one American woman
 

One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
 

• One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. 
• The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.   
• The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman. 
• The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them. 
• The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman. 
• The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming to another island. 
• The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions. 
• The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/liquor store/restaurant/laundry, and have gotten the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.
• The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets somewhat foggy after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're satisfied because the English aren't having any fun. 
• The two American men are contemplating suicide, because the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a damn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued off this godforsaken deserted island in the middle of freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.
  

 
 

[dallas2r]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/1052395/

[RED]

THIS is funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iarX1-G2z38

I think she needs an eye exam!

[dallas2r]