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Started by Super T.I.B, September 17, 2008, 01:01:53 AM

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DosVerde

Quote from: Spider on September 18, 2008, 02:59:32 AM
(can you tell I'm deeply in love at the moment! - I make myself sick!)

Is that why you're stalking me at work and leaving notes on my bike?

Dockstrada

Quote from: DosVerde on September 18, 2008, 02:11:40 AM
Yep, here's a good example

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After 5 years of marriage, Paul McCartney paid Heather Mills $49 million. Assuming he had sex with her every night during their relationship it cost him $26,849 per time.

DosVerde you forget After 2 years of marriage there is no sex :-[ so your calculations are not consistent with reality, the cost compounds as the years roll on and you figures need to be refreshed. after 14 years you look for something ells to tickle you fancy, may be a D16RR  [evil]
If I wasn't who i was, I wouldn't be who I am !

Super T.I.B

Quote from: Dockstrada on September 18, 2008, 03:34:44 AM
DosVerde you forget After 2 years of marriage there is no sex :-[

You must be doing something wrong.  :P

Dockstrada

If I wasn't who i was, I wouldn't be who I am !

Spider

when put in that context Dock....

the D16 is a very affordable 'ride', cause I guarantee that if you ride anything else it will cost you a heap more than that.



Dos, should have turned the note over - there was an erotic drawing I did for you too  ;)

Dockstrada

Quote from: Spider on September 18, 2008, 03:40:57 AM
when put in that context Dock....

the D16 is a very affordable 'ride', cause I guarantee that if you ride anything else it will cost you a heap more than that.


True that spider ,that why I stick with thing that have a twin pulse to get my thrills [thumbsup]
If I wasn't who i was, I wouldn't be who I am !

Big T

Quote from: Spider on September 18, 2008, 03:40:57 AM
the D16 is a very affordable 'ride', cause I guarantee that if you ride anything else it will cost you a heap more than that.

Agree..... My parting with my ex some 14 years ago cost me more than a D16 at todays prices...... [bang]  [bang]
   .... This is your captain speaking. Please fasten your seat-belts as we prepare for take off.... (I'm the passenger now....)

Dockstrada

Quote from: Big T on September 18, 2008, 03:50:40 AM
Agree..... My parting with my ex some 14 years ago cost me more than a D16 at todays prices...... [bang]  [bang]

If only you knew back then what you know now Trev  [roll]
If I wasn't who i was, I wouldn't be who I am !

dragonworld.

Its the Jellybean Jar Exercise aint it??

Before marriage 1root = 1 jellybean in the jar!! [thumbsup]

After marriage 1 root = take 1 jellybean out!! ???

You will never, ever empty the jar!! [laugh] :'(

I'm with you Doc, gimme my bike and my shed/garage and some  [beer].  [moto]
Secret to a long relationship is........Keep the fights clean and the sex DIRTY"!

bazz20

Quote from: Big T on September 18, 2008, 03:50:40 AM
Agree..... My parting with my ex some 14 years ago cost me more than a D16 at todays prices...... [bang]  [bang]
im with you there big t , i wasnt getting any sex cause every one else was , so traded that model in , got a nice red one now and even with two billy lids life couldnt be better and she love the duc [thumbsup]

DUCMONROB

YEP! Maried for almost 15 years, Wife and two bikes!


Guess who gets riden more often????


You got it! ;D [moto] [moto]

And she questions why I'm always on my bikes. ;D [moto] ;D [moto]


Rob
M1000SDS, ZZR1200, GPZ900R.
Gone:
900 Monster Special
S2R1000
998 Matrix

DosVerde

Quote from: Dockstrada on September 18, 2008, 03:34:44 AM
DosVerde you forget After 2 years of marriage there is no sex :-[ so your calculations are not consistent with reality,

Don't worry, the calculations take into account that in the first 2 years of marriage, sex occurs on average of 4 times a day, that's consistant with reality isn't it Dock?

Actually, they aren't my figures, It was an email that went around recently. Just Google "Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen" and you will see the pics...

Big T

Quote from: Dockstrada on September 18, 2008, 03:54:45 AM
If only you knew back then what you know now Trev  [roll]

Indeed Dock..... But learnt my lesson. Haven't made the same mistake twice.....  [thumbsup]  [thumbsup]

My first jar is full and I'm fill my second jar now dragon....  [thumbsup]

And Bazz I'm with you man...  "I wasnt getting any sex cause every one else was (well my EX best mate)"...  >:(
   .... This is your captain speaking. Please fasten your seat-belts as we prepare for take off.... (I'm the passenger now....)

Dockstrada

Quote from: DUCMONROB on September 18, 2008, 04:08:00 AM
YEP! Maried for almost 15 years, Wife and two bikes!


Guess who gets riden more often????


You got it! ;D [moto] [moto]

And she questions why I'm always on my bikes. ;D [moto] ;D [moto]


Rob

I bet you get the "you love that bike more than me dont you"  

Funny how we can be pleasured all day by your bikes and still want to caress it afterwards  [laugh]
If I wasn't who i was, I wouldn't be who I am !

bazz20

Quote from: Dockstrada on September 18, 2008, 04:18:36 AM
I bet you get the "you love that bike more than me dont you"  

Funny how we can be pleasured all day by your bikes and still want to caress it afterwards  [laugh]
i know one thing dock if wifie reads your last post it,ll be long time between drink  [laugh]