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ducatiz

October 04, 2008, 05:37:44 PM
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

BWClark

#1
October 04, 2008, 05:49:27 PM
... innuendoes were unintentional... yeah....right...   [roll]

Lying is so easy nowadays...

Scottish

#2
October 04, 2008, 06:04:57 PM
 [laugh] [popcorn]

Fresh Pants

#3
October 04, 2008, 06:05:09 PM
 [laugh]
Bwooooooahhh
Braaaaaaaappp

Got Duc

#4
October 04, 2008, 06:15:16 PM
+  [laugh]
Why do roaches always die on their back?

That because the survivors flip them over to steal their sneakers and wallets.

Grampa

#5
October 04, 2008, 06:29:19 PM
they thanked his staff


;)
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Statler

#6
October 04, 2008, 06:45:55 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on October 04, 2008, 06:29:19 PM
they thanked his staff


;)

actually they apologized to his staff.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

Grampa

#7
October 04, 2008, 07:58:28 PM
Quote from: Statler on October 04, 2008, 06:45:55 PM
actually they apologized to his staff.

I stand corrected.

Maybe his staff did not stand corrected :-\
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

zarn02

#8
October 04, 2008, 09:01:01 PM
[laugh] [clap]
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

darylbowden

#9
October 04, 2008, 11:43:03 PM
Hell, I think I'll take out an ad like that myself.  Spread some fake word-of-mouth that I have no possibility of ever backing up.

Speedbag

#10
October 05, 2008, 07:11:29 AM
Quote from: darylbowden on October 04, 2008, 11:43:03 PM
Hell, I think I'll take out an ad like that myself.  Spread some fake word-of-mouth that I have no possibility of ever backing up.

+1

Works in the world of polyticks, so why the hell not?
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

ducatiz

#11
October 05, 2008, 07:35:54 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on October 05, 2008, 07:11:29 AM
+1

Works in the world of polyticks, so why the hell not?

hey!  are you a community organizer too??  awright!!   [thumbsup]
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

rgramjet

#12
October 05, 2008, 08:13:48 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on October 04, 2008, 05:37:44 PM


I thought your name was ducatizzzz not George??   ;D

Posting an ad like that is just as good as being wrestled out of a party by 2  [leo]s a'la McLovin!!  That'll get you some serious ass!   [thumbsup]
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

rgramjet

#13
October 05, 2008, 08:15:09 AM
Quote from: ducatizzzz on October 05, 2008, 07:35:54 AM
hey!  are you a community organizer too??  awright!!   [thumbsup]

George is a community organizer....get it, he ORGANized 15 women in one day!!!  Whats Obama got?? 
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Duck-Stew

#14
October 05, 2008, 09:09:52 AM
Say, doesn't Viagra need a new spokesman?!?

ROFLMAO!!!  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.
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