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Started by JTMOTO, October 10, 2008, 01:19:44 PM

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JTMOTO

So I start to mount the Ohlins damper which should be a 5 min job right and what????  Remove front fender? The brake calipers and the front wheel!! Then loosen the handlebar and triple clamp bolts for the fork leg OMG!!! Then slide the clamp blah blah blah.  Who's the rocket scientist that designed this thing.  Why not just make it two pieces???? 


Qfactor

it's  piece of crap...

I'll take it off your hands for a generous $23.62 shipped!

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Ducatiloo

Quote from: Qfactor on October 10, 2008, 01:36:27 PM
it's  piece of crap...

I'll take it off your hands for a generous $23.62 shipped!

Q [bacon]

He's ripping you off!



I'll pay for shipping.
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He Man

Quote from: Ducatiloo on October 10, 2008, 01:37:05 PM
He's ripping you off!



I'll pay for shipping.

they're both ripping you off!

Ill pick it up!
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Ducatiloo

Quote from: He Man on October 10, 2008, 02:49:29 PM
they're both ripping you off!

Ill pick it up!

I'll pick it up, buy you a beer and wash your bike.
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ducpainter

Quote from: JTMOTO on October 10, 2008, 01:19:44 PM
So I start to mount the Ohlins damper which should be a 5 min job right and what????  Remove front fender? The brake calipers and the front wheel!! Then loosen the handlebar and triple clamp bolts for the fork leg OMG!!! Then slide the clamp blah blah blah.  Who's the rocket scientist that designed this thing.  Why not just make it two pieces???? 


You can buy a split clamp.
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stopintime

Quote from: ducpainter on October 10, 2008, 03:23:13 PM
You can buy a split clamp.

The rest of that story will have to wait until..................
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ducpainter

Quote from: stopintime on October 10, 2008, 03:26:37 PM
The rest of that story will have to wait until..................
...my ribs don't hurt so much.  ;D

BCM sells them..not sure who makes them.
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    is even more amazing than yours."
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OverCaffeinated

You gotta loosen both forks at the triples and slide forks down, then slide clamp over fork. Easy if you have a lift that picks up the bike by the lower triple, but not five minutes easy.

ducpainter

Quote from: JTMOTO on October 10, 2008, 03:41:45 PM
http://www.bcmducati.com/index.php
These guys?
Yes...

they don't do much online.

Give them a call. 603-524-4898

They'll ship anywhere, although their shipping charges are high IMO.

It also would not surprise me one bit if one of the sponsors here has the clamp you need also.

Quote from: OverCaffeinated on October 10, 2008, 03:46:36 PM
You gotta loosen both forks at the triples and slide forks down, then slide clamp over fork. Easy if you have a lift that picks up the bike by the lower triple, but not five minutes easy.
You only need to loosen one. It's not that difficult if you have a means to lift and support the bike. It does require front wheel removal.
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a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
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JTMOTO

Thank you, that will be much easier.




Quote from: ducpainter on October 10, 2008, 03:52:24 PM
Yes...

they don't do much online.

Give them a call. 603-524-4898

They'll ship anywhere, although their shipping charges are high IMO.

It also would not surprise me one bit if one of the sponsors here has the clamp you need also.
You only need to loosen one. It's not that difficult if you have a means to lift and support the bike. It does require front wheel removal.

NAKID

If you loosen both and lower both forks, you don't need to remove the wheel...
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squidwood

either way I would remove the front fender first. [thumbsup]
They can be damaged quite easily.  [bang]
The whole job is easy and quite starightforward.
I would say no more than 30-45 minutes start to finish.
After you can do this----> [drink]

JTMOTO

Thanks ducpainter!  $38 bucks and its on it's way.
Quote from: ducpainter on October 10, 2008, 03:33:11 PM
...my ribs don't hurt so much.  ;D

BCM sells them..not sure who makes them.