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Started by silentbob, May 09, 2008, 05:57:07 PM

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It seems the beer kit has been replaced with something far more sinister.


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The cat is getting fixed today. I just hope she doesn't try to kill US when she comes back.  :
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jaxduc

thats just creepy on so many levels.
let your cat die and keep its dignity
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RAT900

Roy Rogers stuffed and mounted his beloved horse Trigger

his partner Dale Evans was mounted and stuffed,

but only while she was alive    ;D
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ducatigirl100

I wish I didn't seen the above  :'(

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Quote from: RAT900 on June 05, 2012, 06:59:42 AM
Roy Rogers stuffed and mounted his beloved horse Trigger

his partner Dale Evans was mounted and stuffed,

but only while she was alive    ;D

;D
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RAT900

#445
Well the next door neighbor's normally docile collie-lab mix dog

killed our 13 year old cat on our front lawn last evening.   (the dog was on leash)

The cat was deaf and must have had its back to them

neighbor no doubt had her cellphone glued to her ear like always yakking away her suburban drama

and was not paying attention to her surroundings or thinking ahead of her dog...

poor Mr. Pooh lasted about 5 minutes.... he took a pretty savage attack

he either died of internal bleeding or shock and heart attack

the wife is devastated

I hope the neighbors don't blame their dog for this.............

all problems with dogs are almost always found at the owner's end of the relationship
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RAT900

yup...every time I have seen her out with the dog it is cellphone to ear

eyes glazed over, jaw flapping away and dog pretty much walks itself while she holds the leash

the neighbors aren't exactly the brightest bulbs on the string
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Ducatamount

Rat900,you phrased it correctly with your last line (stupid pregnant dog!).Tell your wife we're thinking of her.
half fast

TiNi

omg that is beyond horrible! i am so sorry rat  :(
rip mr. pooh