update from wpm in valencia ...

[johnc]

just got a drunk dialing phone call from the world presidents meeting in valencia ... seems that dan and warren arrived a-ok, and are already 3 sheets to the wind at the arrival dinner.  i warned dan not to try and keep up with the spanish presidents ... they drink like fishes   

more updates as they are called in to me.

btw, dmf might want to start a bail fund for warren and dan ... i am betting they both get into police trouble before wpm finishes. 

edit: my bet is on dan and spidey getting busted for riding while naked.

[mostrobelle]

I feel sorry for Spain right now.   

[johnc]

I feel sorry for Spain right now.   

not as much as i feel happy for here 

seriously ... spain will survive ... they handled the spanish inquisition and franco, and are still around.

[datv]

yo soy aqui tambien!!

[johnc]

yo soy aqui tambien!!

ok ... NOW i feel sorry for spain 

[Spidey]

We're off to dinner in a coupla minutes, so this will have to be brief.  Valencia has been a really instructive experience so far.  Things I've learned . . .

--  There are at least 10 different languages that have a word for blowjob.  You can say them all to your waitress
--  The new monster 1100 wheelies just fine
--  110mph through the streets of Valencia is possible, but not advisable
--  A hang-over can last long enough that it starts to go away just as you're getting revved up to get another
--  Dan has more lotions and creams and grooming rituals than most chicks I know
--  The rain in Spain does NOT stay mainly in the plains

More later.  I gotta go kill my liver. 

[duckwrench13]

More later.  I gotta go kill my liver. 

The liver is evil and must be puninshed. 

[johnc]

--  Dan has more lotions and creams and grooming rituals than most chicks I know

the cream is good for dan's reach-arounds ... or so i am told 

and warren ... PLEASE do not become "that idiot" ... just ask any of the presidents who attended last year about the spaz who represented the ocdc (nino's club from so cal). DO NOT BECOME THIS PERSON!!! 

[Spidey]

Don't worry so much, John.  It's already too late to sully your name with the Ducati higher-ups.     Though I'm tryin'.   

[johnc]

Don't worry so much, John.  It's already too late to sully your name with the Ducati higher-ups.     Though I'm tryin'.   

that's my boy 

keep tryin' ... and remember, you must continue the "stunt man drink at every dinner" tradition.    remember, the lime in the eye does not hurt as much as the salt up the nose.

[johnc]

great ... i get an email from one of the presidents titled "wtf?", and asking: "who did you send?  the next scott?" (scott was the dork that ocdc sent last year). 

and this on only the second day 

[Desmostro]

pics or it didn't happen. 

Remember, "siesta" means nap, not blacked out.   

We're off to dinner in a coupla minutes, so this will have to be brief.  Valencia has been a really instructive experience so far.  Things I've learned . . .

--  There are at least 10 different languages that have a word for blowjob.  You can say them all to your waitress
--  The new monster 1100 wheelies just fine
--  110mph through the streets of Valencia is possible, but not advisable
--  A hang-over can last long enough that it starts to go away just as you're getting revved up to get another
--  Dan has more lotions and creams and grooming rituals than most chicks I know
--  The rain in Spain does NOT stay mainly in the plains

More later.  I gotta go kill my liver. 

[johnc]

Don't worry so much, John.  It's already too late to sully your name with the Ducati higher-ups.     Though I'm tryin'.   

ciao warren -

can you please make sure to grab the club banner with the norcaldoc logo (or if they did not use that logo, then grab the one with the mh900e club logo) on the last day of the presidents meeting (when everyone else starts to grab the banners), and bring it back for me?

if you can do this, all will be forgiven if you sully my name more than it already is with ducati motor holding 

also, did you pass out the hoodies to the presidents yet?

a presto,
johnc

[mostrobelle]

Poor Spain. 

[Michael Moore]

Way to go lads! I'm glad to hear you're representing us all so well.

BTW, that's good advice about not trying to keep up with Spaniards in the partying dept. They have trained their entire lives for these sorts of events.

Is Francisco still riding around in his Adidas' and short-shorts?