i feel so wanted

[♣ McKraut ♣]

by the dallas PD.  apparently i have a warrant out for my arrest.  yeah, seriously.  i tried to renew my license this AM (i was the first MF'er in line), and was informed that i could not, as i had a failure to appear outstanding.  after a call to austin, and then to dallas mun. clerk's office, i was informed that my defensive driving was never received for a speeding ticket from 2006, and a guilty order was entered in my case. 

of course, i did turn in the certificate in a timely fashion, along with the notarized copy of my driving record from austin, and i think i remember paying a fee as well.  but, they claim none of this happened.  so, my recourse is, according to the clerk i spoke to, appearing in open court before a judge.  what am i supposed to say?  "i totally DID turn it in on time".  i don't remember if i kept any receipt from that day...  make the beast with two backsing A.  so, looks like i'll be sporting an expired license for the hill country trip....great stuff.  hopefully i'll still be able to vote with my expired shit; that's what concerns me the most.

[Slag]

The good news is that Dallas rarely confirms on class C warrants. They are not interested in extraditing you from another county at all. Many police depts have a B or better warrant policy.

[ThelmaLou]

The good news is that Dallas rarely confirms on class C warrants. They are not interested in extraditing you from another county at all. Many police depts have a B or better warrant policy.

Hmm good to know! See Jim I told you not to worry!

Sorry Rich - hope you get to vote

[dallas2r]

Dude, you're a badass. To think, I've been rollin' with a criminal.

Gangsta!

[caffeinejunkee]

Hmm good to know! See Jim I told you not to worry!

Now he has only to worry about the warrants in all those other counties....    

[Girlrider]

Okay, now you're talking.  Finally, we are a motorcycle club of some notoriety; including warrants, crashes, bar hopping and general mayhem.

Thank you for elevating us out of the whiny bee-atches category.

PS - Did you just get better looking because of your criminal record?  I think so  

[fastwin]

That will not prevent you from voting. You have a voters registration card don't you? Only convicted felons are prevented from voting. Unless there is something you'd like to share with the group? The few times I have forgotten my voters reg card and had to resort to my drivers license I don't believe they ever looked at it long enough to look for an expiration date. Just saying... Give it a test. Go try some early voting polling spots and see if they catch it. If they do go try another one. Glad it's important to you! Hope you get the rest straightened out soon.

[andym]

Okay, now you're talking.  Finally, we are a motorcycle club of some notoriety; including warrants, crashes, bar hopping and general mayhem.

Thank you for elevating us out of the whiny bee-atches category.

We have a long way to go to catch up with this lot.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20081022/twl-motorbike-gang-members-arrested-3fd0ae9.html

[RED]

by the dallas PD.  apparently i have a warrant out for my arrest.  yeah, seriously.  i tried to renew my license this AM (i was the first MF'er in line), and was informed that i could not, as i had a failure to appear outstanding.  after a call to austin, and then to dallas mun. clerk's office, i was informed that my defensive driving was never received for a speeding ticket from 2006, and a guilty order was entered in my case. 

of course, i did turn in the certificate in a timely fashion, along with the notarized copy of my driving record from austin, and i think i remember paying a fee as well.  but, they claim none of this happened.  so, my recourse is, according to the clerk i spoke to, appearing in open court before a judge.  what am i supposed to say?  "i totally DID turn it in on time".  i don't remember if i kept any receipt from that day...  make the beast with two backsing A.  so, looks like i'll be sporting an expired license for the hill country trip....great stuff.  hopefully i'll still be able to vote with my expired shit; that's what concerns me the most.

All you need in order to vote is to find an ACORN representative, give them a few cigarettes and vote as many times as you wish!

[fastwin]

We just need a more catchy name. Ducati Monster Forum isn't very intimidating or threatening.

[RED]

We just need a more catchy name. Ducati Monster Forum isn't very intimidating or threatening.

The Mad Badhouse Shagnasties !

[RED]

You can vote here! 

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=13555.0

[caffeinejunkee]

The Mad Badhouse Shagnasties !

"The Mad BS": I think you're on to something....

[b.b.]

All you need in order to vote is to find an ACORN representative, give them a few cigarettes and vote as many times as you wish!

The ACORN ballots only have one candidate!

[Cyclone]

Now he has only to worry about the warrants in all those other counties....    

Don't answer the door for anyone named DOG !!  I'll photoshop you a new license ( just like mine ) after THC !!!