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dubai chicks ... guns n' gsxrs : "welcome to the desert"

Started by johnc, November 21, 2008, 09:15:45 AM

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desmoquattro

They need to stop making women cover up in the middle east...you can't have a proper chick-on-a-GSXR unless she's in a thong and flip-flops.
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mostrobelle

I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt, but from the looks of the photo with the gal riding stiff armed, would-be attackers have little to fear.   [coffee]
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Desmostro

Ya I haven't been practicing my on bike marksmanship for a while. Got to get that back.

[laugh]



One of my architect friends just moved back there. She says 25% of the worlds cranes are there in Dubai - that's how fast they're building over there. This is where all of your money went.
9 years ago it was a sand dune. Now they have so much money they're building a series of man-made islands in the shape of a world map, so big you will be able to see it from space.

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room

johnc

if you squint just right, those islands line up to make the new ducati logo.  8)

mostrobelle

#6
Quote from: Desmostro on November 21, 2008, 12:41:33 PM
Ya I haven't been practicing my on bike marksmanship for a while. Got to get that back.

[laugh]



If you look closely, the gal in front has had her helmet knocked all wonky because the gal behind hit it when she got up.  I'm going to venture that any attackers would get away unscathed while the walls of the surrounding buildings were pock-mocked by stray bullets.   [cheeky]  Gotta give Dubai a little credit for trying...sort of. 
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Desmostro

Quote from: mostrobelle on November 21, 2008, 02:06:28 PM
If you look closely, the gal in front has had her helmet knocked all wonky because the gal behind hit it when she got up.  I'm going to venture that any attackers would get away unscathed while the walls of the surrounding buildings were pock-mocked by stray bullets.   [cheeky]  Gotta give Dubai a little credit for trying...sort of. 


ya but they must be deadly with parking violations.  [laugh]
I thought they were demonstrating using the pilot's helmet as an elbow rest.  [cheeky]

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ROBsS4R

Is it like Disneyland where each Island has its own theme  ;D

I wonder if the the Japan Island in Dubai has good sushi  ;)

In a 100 years or so when Oil is only used for classic cars dubai is going to be one of the poorest places on earth.

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johnc

Quote from: ROBsS4R on November 22, 2008, 07:02:33 PM
In a 100 years or so when Oil is only used for classic cars dubai is going to be one of the poorest places on earth.

and when that time comes, we can all laugh our heads off (inside of our ronco head containers) ... just like tricky dicky  [thumbsup]


Michael Moore

Gixxer 1000 - now there's a sensible cop bike.  [roll]


Reminds me a bit of my first motorcycle, which none of you probably realize was a Harley.  The story goes like this. Many moons ago, the US govt, in their infinite wisdom (and desire to place US products around the globe) bestowed upon the tiny African nation of Dahomey, a bunch of H-D police bikes, for use by their crack gendarmes. Only one small fly in the ointment: the average Dahomian stands about five foot nothing. Needless to say the HDs spent a good deal of time on their sides, or zooming away from their riders. So Dahomey decides to sell the H-Ds at auction, whereupon a family friend picks up two. They are complete basket cases and after a few years sitting in the garage he decides to give them to me, figuring I'd make one rideable one. Of course, at that point I was about 5 foot nothing myself, and completely unencumbered by any mechanical skills. But I dutifully ordered the shop manual, full of pictures of guys in white lab coats holding immaculately clean parts. None of this bore any resemblance to my corner of the barn where the reassembly was going horribly wrong. Finally, in disgust, I realized things were not going to improve, and I traded the pair to a friend for a rideable Suzuki 150 smoker.

So you see, my first bike (sort of) was a cop bike.
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mostrobelle

Quote from: Michael Moore on November 23, 2008, 04:08:49 PM
Gixxer 1000 - now there's a sensible cop bike.  [roll]


Maybe Dubai is nothing but big, straight freeways?  (Somehow, that seems really possible over there.   [laugh])
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crash_duc

I'm on the short list to go to Dubai for work. They have a pretty good track that costs about the same is it does here in SoCal for a trackday. If I get the jo, I'm buying a bike there instead of trying to ship mine.

Michael Moore

Quote from: crash_duc on November 23, 2008, 04:41:46 PM
I'm on the short list to go to Dubai for work. They have a pretty good track that costs about the same is it does here in SoCal for a trackday. If I get the jo, I'm buying a bike there instead of trying to ship mine.

Now wouldn't it be the mutt's nuts to ride Qatar?
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Desmostro

#14
That's a great story  [thumbsup] You should post it in the "Your first bike" thread

Quote from: Michael Moore on November 23, 2008, 04:08:49 PM
Gixxer 1000 - now there's a sensible cop bike.  [roll]


Reminds me a bit of my first motorcycle, which none of you probably realize was a Harley.  The story goes like this. Many moons ago, the US govt, in their infinite wisdom (and desire to place US products around the globe) bestowed upon the tiny African nation of Dahomey, a bunch of H-D police bikes, for use by their crack gendarmes. Only one small fly in the ointment: the average Dahomian stands about five foot nothing. Needless to say the HDs spent a good deal of time on their sides, or zooming away from their riders. So Dahomey decides to sell the H-Ds at auction, whereupon a family friend picks up two. They are complete basket cases and after a few years sitting in the garage he decides to give them to me, figuring I'd make one rideable one. Of course, at that point I was about 5 foot nothing myself, and completely unencumbered by any mechanical skills. But I dutifully ordered the shop manual, full of pictures of guys in white lab coats holding immaculately clean parts. None of this bore any resemblance to my corner of the barn where the reassembly was going horribly wrong. Finally, in disgust, I realized things were not going to improve, and I traded the pair to a friend for a rideable Suzuki 150 smoker.

So you see, my first bike (sort of) was a cop bike.


PS - That'd be pretty slick for a while.  You'd better post photos if you go.
Quote from: crash_duc on November 23, 2008, 04:41:46 PM
I'm on the short list to go to Dubai for work. They have a pretty good track that costs about the same is it does here in SoCal for a trackday. If I get the jo, I'm buying a bike there instead of trying to ship mine.
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room