Silly things you wish you could do

[LMT]

I wish I knew how to make shadow puppets.

I can juggle and ride a unicycle. 

I have no desire to make balloon animals.

[Rev. Millertime]

Something tells me you want to be in the circus...

[LMT]

Something tells me you want to be in the circus...

I can't juggle and ride the unicycle at the same time. 

[Grampa]

I sooooo want to learn how to ride a unicycle.

[Popeye the Sailor]

I sooooo want to learn how to ride a unicycle.

Oh it's easy! Just sit on the seat and pedal.



Anything else I can help you with?

[Grampa]

Oh it's easy! Just sit on the seat and pedal.



Anything else I can help you with?

where do babies come from...... I know cousins come from aunt holes.... but where do babies come from.

[jswledhed]

I wish I coud speak Russian.  Fluently.

I wish I could play guitar.  Or any musical instrument.  Except the recorder.  Recorders suck.

I wish I could teleport.

Wait....

*BAMF*

*BAMF*

Nevermind about that teleporting bit.  What else?

[Jobu]

I've met/seen some pretty silly girls....

[krolik]

I wish I coud speak Russian.  Fluently.

I can, well not fluently, but well enough,

Fly.

[c_rex]

I wish I knew how to make shadow puppets.

I can juggle and ride a unicycle. 

I have no desire to make balloon animals.

you wouldn't be a clown, would you?  I had a clown once make a pass at me while I was on a date and have been afraid of them ever since!

[somegirl]

I wish I could whistle using my fingers (you know, the loud commanding sort of whistle).

[SacDuc]

That Vulcan nerve pinch thing would come in handy. At the very least it would make lines a whole lot shorter.

I would like that. That and being able to pee my name in the snow. And being able to pull taffy. And hold my breath for 5 minutes. And play the recorder. And make moonshine. And play mahjong.  And spin straw into gold. And finally pull that damn sword out of that damn rock so that watery tart in the lake would crown me King of England.

Damn, I've done nothing with my life. 

Hold me.

[IZ]

I wish I could whistle using my fingers (you know, the loud commanding sort of whistle).

I'm sure you could get some pointers of how to blow from Someguy?!

[krolik]

I'm sure you could get some pointers of how to blow from Someguy?!

Ha Ha!

[Popeye the Sailor]

I'm sure you could get some pointers of how to blow from Someguy?!

That whistling you *thought* was from me is really just air escaping from a motorcycle tire