Speeding Ticket Evasion: Taking a New Low

[Buckethead]

Maybe those lionesses sharpening their claws caught up with him and really found out what he was working with...leading to a charge of RECEIPT OF MATERIAL BY MAIL, INVOLVING THE SEXUAL EXPLOITATION OF CHILDREN.

Fixed.

[mostrobelle]

The plot thickens:

http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147

ick. 

[Drunken Monkey]

To paraphrase that guy in 2001 a space odyssey:

"My God. It's full of Fail..."

[ducnymph]

You have to admit, we Floridians are damn sexy. Where would the TV show Cops be without us.

  But seriously. For someone born, raised, and then escaped from Broward county this statement it all to real... *sigh (breathing thoughts of gratitude)*

The plot thickens:

http://offender.fdle.state.fl.us/offender/flyer.do?personId=57147



Adam

Uber gross...   I hope he hits his tank REALLY hard one day and essentially neuters himself

[Uncle Mofo]

A friend sent me this clip and it gave me a good chuckle. The guy will say anything to get out of this ticket and brings his pecs into the courtroom. It's a little hard to watch (he's in a no helmet state and exhibits the highest level of squidli-ness), but the pay off is so worth it

"http://www.youtube.com/v/wtofbxmlv8Y&hl=en&fs=1

[Vindingo]

Was I the only one that noticed the officer said "I observed the defendants 'SILVER' motorcycle..."

The 200mph bike is red and black.  This man is obviously the victem here

[COWBOY]

Was I the only one that noticed the officer said "I observed the defendants 'SILVER' motorcycle..."

The 200mph bike is red and black.  This man is obviously the victem here

I caught that too.   Not sure if it's enough to get off on it's own but would have been enough to build on anyway.

The ending is just classic.   

[Popeye the Sailor]

BTW, what's up with the dropping your keys on the ground? Is that a Florida thing?

No, it's a "You just pissed us off that gawdamn much" thing. After I dropped my key on the ground I was also instructed to place my helmet on the ground, then back towards the cruiser with my hands in sight.


Apparently 110 in a 40 is frowned upon in Massachusetts. I'm still wondering how he caught me.

[somegirl]

No, it's a "You just pissed us off that gawdamn much" thing. After I dropped my key on the ground I was also instructed to place my helmet on the ground, then back towards the cruiser with my hands in sight.

Hmmm, when I've been pulled over I always get a protective "be careful of all the traffic when you get off your bike" attitude.

[desmoquattro]

Apparently 110 in a 40 is frowned upon in Massachusetts. I'm still wondering how he caught me.

Because you stopped.

[Fast Elvis]

BTW, what's up with the dropping your keys on the ground? Is that a Florida thing?

Hell Yea! It's also a good idea to fall on the ground and flop around like a fish. Try it next time you get pulled over and I'm pretty sure they will let you slide.

[duckwrench13]

THREADJACK:

Uh... what's with/ when did the Incredibles do an avatar swap?

END OF THREADJACK.

Oh, and yeah, that guys a creep.

[desmoquattro]

THREADJACK:

Uh... what's with/ when did the Incredibles do an avatar swap?

END OF THREADJACK.

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=16071.0

[duckwrench13]

I saw that right after I posted here.

COOLNESS!!!!