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Started by teddy037.2, May 12, 2008, 02:05:00 PM

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DRKWNG

Really?  They don't have sea-going sub billets for LDOs?
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

whackie

Quote from: jebus tristos on June 16, 2011, 09:14:55 PM
Well, as an LDO, he wouldn't be underwater, but he would certainly get the chance to go to sea.  What's his rate?

he's an ET-Comm. my understanding is there's a shortage of them. he was trying to get into a computer network rate, but couldn't because the shortage. that's also why we couldn't get transferred to the new North Dakota sub. but i'm just the wife, so all i see is the pissed off sailor complaining.

Quote from: DRKWNG on June 17, 2011, 03:32:20 AM
Really?  They don't have sea-going sub billets for LDOs?

that's what he said last year, as his reason to not put in his package. that if he did do LDO, he wouldn't be able to go to sea on subs. he said that again this year. he's a bubble head through and through. he honestly loves his job, even though he complains about it. i think he's excited to go back to a boat.

DRKWNG

Quote from: whackie on June 17, 2011, 11:52:09 AM
i think he's excited to go back to a boat.

Guess he just likes hot-bunking with that other guy... 
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Speed 3 Pilot

Quote from: whackie on June 17, 2011, 11:52:09 AM
but i'm just the wife, so all i see is the pissed off sailor complaining.

a pregnant doging sailor is a happy sailor... ;D
Life is tough, it's tougher if you're stupid...

Gettin' old ain't for wimps...

You only live once and I feel like I'm running out of time...

eltristo

I don't like to exaggerate or generalize, but subs are the worst thing ever, and all sub riders are crazy.

;D
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

whackie

Quote from: DRKWNG on June 17, 2011, 02:15:43 PM
Guess he just likes hot-bunking with that other guy... 

like they say, it's not gay underway!    ;D

Quote from: jebus tristos on June 17, 2011, 08:04:35 PM
all sub riders are crazy.

[thumbsup]

DRKWNG

Quote from: whackie on June 18, 2011, 03:30:09 AM
like they say, it's not gay underway!    ;D

It's only queer at the pier.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

MadDuck

I just read through the R1100S Owner's Service & Technical booklet last night. They tell you how to get the front & rear wheels off & on, how to change brake pads & how to change light bulbs.

They don't discuss how to change oil.   [roll]  I guess that's in another book.
No modification goes unpunished. Memento mori.  Good people drink good beer.  Things happen pretty fast at high speeds.

It's all up to your will level, your thrill level and your skill level.  Everything else is just fluff.

DRKWNG

It's a BMW!!  You're not supposed to sully yourself by doing such trivial things.  There are lesser people to do that for you.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

MadDuck

Quote from: DRKWNG on June 24, 2011, 10:03:31 AM
It's a BMW!!  You're not supposed to sully yourself by doing such trivial things.  There are lesser people to do that for you.

Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance!
No modification goes unpunished. Memento mori.  Good people drink good beer.  Things happen pretty fast at high speeds.

It's all up to your will level, your thrill level and your skill level.  Everything else is just fluff.

DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

MadDuck

No modification goes unpunished. Memento mori.  Good people drink good beer.  Things happen pretty fast at high speeds.

It's all up to your will level, your thrill level and your skill level.  Everything else is just fluff.

eltristo

Quote from: MadDuck on June 28, 2011, 08:31:28 PM
If anyone would be the one to stand up and get that then you'd be that person.  [Dolph]

And then I could test it.  Perfect!
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

MadDuck

After having such nice weather over the last two days, and from reading the forecasts, I thought we'd have some nice riding weather this weekend.  What's with all the rain this morning? ? Sheeiit!  >:( >:(
No modification goes unpunished. Memento mori.  Good people drink good beer.  Things happen pretty fast at high speeds.

It's all up to your will level, your thrill level and your skill level.  Everything else is just fluff.

Speed 3 Pilot

Quote from: MadDuck on July 02, 2011, 03:19:44 PM
After having such nice weather over the last two days, and from reading the forecasts, I thought we'd have some nice riding weather this weekend.  What's with all the rain this morning? ? Sheeiit!  >:( >:(

Well, we had a great day yesterday...hope next weekend is the same.
Life is tough, it's tougher if you're stupid...

Gettin' old ain't for wimps...

You only live once and I feel like I'm running out of time...