What are you doing for New Years Eve?

[Slag]

No plans? Bored? Then come on over! I know that this is short notice, but no one has anything going on. The deck is complete, projector is warm, and beer is cold.

And we HAVE to have a party while Tommy is in ky 

[Samsonite]

I"M SO PISSED RIGHT NOW!
if it weren't hump day, I'd go postal

[Slag]

I have plenty of places to crash. Feel free to stay the night.

[Samsonite]

I have plenty of places to crash. Feel free to stay the night.

[Cyclone]

  Thanks for the generous offer to party !  Sadly, we have other plans that suck so I will be doing that  reluctantly but dutifully ! 

Captain Morgan must be lonely !! 

[Duc L'Smart]

I have plenty of places to crash. Feel free to stay the night.

yeah, but have the sheets been washed? Hot water with Bleach??

[TresGatos]

It's just another day for me, so I'll be there.  That does not even make sense.

Zack, the Excalibur from Tab.Lane sucked. They (Brad) tried to match the Indios that I wanted, but no bueno.

[Duc L'Smart]

It's just another day for me, so I'll be there.  That does not even make sense.

Zack, the Excalibur from Tab.Lane sucked. They (Brad) tried to match the Indios that I wanted, but no bueno.

Don't they have an extra room you could rent?

[dallas2r]

Zack, the Excalibur from Tab.Lane sucked. They (Brad) tried to match the Indios that I wanted, but no bueno.

Please PM me your decoder so I can parse this.

[caffeinejunkee]

Zack, the Excalibur from Tab.Lane sucked.

I've had a few but not one of my regulars. Hoyo's were the first I ever smoked along with Partagas. I stuck with the Partagas. 

[Slag]

Please PM me your decoder so I can parse this.

The Hoyo de Monterrey Excalibur 1066, a $6 cigar that he purchased from Tobacco Lane, was not as tasty as the Puros Indios cigar that he wanted. The shopkeeper did a poor job of recommending a similar cigar to the Indios.

[Duc L'Smart]

Engrish, PLEASE!

[Slag]

Engrish, PLEASE!

Yo, dawg. That spliff was dank.

[dallas2r]

Yo, dawg. That spliff was dank.

werd

[TresGatos]

All this ebonics cracks me up

Hood jive smack cracks me up

Partagas it is CJ.