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Michael Phelps photographed smoking out of a water bong

Started by cyrus buelton, February 01, 2009, 02:04:52 PM

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cyrus buelton

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duuuuude.... what?



I could of had 100 mil...... but I got high

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Holden

I'm surprised MJ would be banned from the Olympics. The only reason people are making a stink over this is because they're worried about it hurting his performance.

And face it, there was no way he was gonna do better than last time, and now people will just blame the partying. Perfect for the committee! Look, kidsâ€"this is what will happen if you do drugs!

Speedbag

"He was the gold medal winner of bong hits."

[laugh]  [laugh]  [laugh]  [laugh]  [laugh]  [laugh]

Funniest damn thing I've read in a long time.
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IZ

Quote from: wark on February 01, 2009, 03:35:29 PM
Look, kidsâ€"this is what will happen if you do drugs!

Yeah..

you can be the greatest Olympic swimmer ever..even the President of the United States!!   [roll]


Caught red-handed and he should be punished like any other.  Sorry Mikey!
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

MrFryMoto

so that explains all those reports of multi-thousand calorie meals he would eat

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Quote from: MrFry - Cycles on February 01, 2009, 05:59:34 PM
so that explains all those reports of multi-thousand calorie meals he would eat


[laugh]
haha...i was thinkin the exact same thing

Statler

How'd you pay for college?   I partied with a celebrity who hasn't learned that nobody is realy his friend and got a pic of him with the bong which I sold for a small fortune to a tabloid.
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

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wbeck257

What does 23 have to do with anything?

I'm 22, I work a full time job (and have for the last 4 years) so I can pay for my school.

If I got caught hitting a bong I would loose my job. Without my job I wouldn't be able to pay for my apartment, car, bike, insurance, cell phone, or any of the other things I enjoy in life besides school.

It's called make the beast with two backsing responsability. This kid has prooven twice he doesn't have it.
Who cares if he can swim.. .. ..
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cyrus buelton

A former president didn't inhale.

A current president admitted in his own autobiography that he experimented with several drugs.

A former president is an admitted alcoholic and a former cocaine user.

An athlete smoked some pot.





Ok.........seriously........who gives a shit?

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Quote from: cyrus buelton on February 01, 2009, 06:25:24 PM
A former president didn't inhale.
A current president admitted in his own autobiography that he experimented with several drugs.
A former president is an admitted alcoholic and a former cocaine user.
Ok.........seriously........who gives a shit?



Luckily, for these people..cellphone cams weren't invented yet.

I don't care that he did it.  He's an incredible swimmer.  But..there's the evidence.
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

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He may be a good swimmer but he is dumb as a brick. He should have known better.
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Quote from: cyrus buelton on February 01, 2009, 06:25:24 PM
A former president didn't inhale.

A current president admitted in his own autobiography that he experimented with several drugs.

A former president is an admitted alcoholic and a former cocaine user.

An athlete smoked some pot.





Ok.........seriously........who gives a shit?



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cyrus buelton

No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)