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Stella

#126180
April 08, 2013, 07:53:42 PM
In other news, I fell for the old "stick your tongue on this million year old dinosaur tooth" trick today.

My tongue stuck to it.


[laugh]



Quote from: ducpainter on April 08, 2013, 07:52:48 PM
She doesn't scare me. [evil]
Who, mother nature or Tini?  
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

ducpainter

#126181
April 08, 2013, 07:55:29 PM
Quote from: Stella on April 08, 2013, 07:53:42 PM
In other news, I fell for the old "stick your tongue on this million year old dinosaur tooth" trick today.

My tongue stuck to it.


[laugh]


Who, mother nature or Tini?  

Not much scares me anymore.

I've been 'experienced'. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


lethe

#126182
April 08, 2013, 07:55:36 PM
Quote from: Stella on April 08, 2013, 07:53:42 PM


Who, mother nature or Tini?  

mother nature has no say as she's his niece
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ducpainter

#126183
April 08, 2013, 07:58:33 PM
Quote from: lethe on April 08, 2013, 07:55:36 PM
mother nature has no say as she's his niece
There are advantages to being the oldest. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


MendoDave

#126184
April 08, 2013, 08:11:41 PM
There was snow here last night. Going to be cool tomorrow.

DarkMonster620

#126185
April 08, 2013, 08:17:16 PM
evening, back from drugstore, missus has an eye allergy . . . weird, only left eye
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

#126186
April 08, 2013, 08:28:57 PM
This hurts . .

www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fqpa1HB-wOc
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DarkMonster620

#126187
April 08, 2013, 08:52:03 PM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

the_Journeyman

#126188
April 08, 2013, 09:21:30 PM
Jay seems to be a pretty cool guy.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

MendoDave

#126189
April 08, 2013, 10:01:42 PM
In the spirit of saying anything.

I herby declare that I have never been farther south than Perth. Also I further declare that Perth is the farthest west that a set of topsiders of mine have set foot.

That is all.

DarkMonster620

#126190
April 08, 2013, 10:24:46 PM
Dirty Pirate Ice Pop
2 1/2 cups of cola
1/3 cup of Captain Morgan Rum
1/3 cup of Kahlua

then, to the drunk thread
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

TiNi

#126192
April 09, 2013, 05:50:04 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on April 08, 2013, 07:52:48 PM
She doesn't scare me. [evil]

i've never tried  ;)  [coffee]

morning

ducpainter

#126193
April 09, 2013, 06:30:06 AM
morning
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Bick

#126194
April 09, 2013, 07:25:33 AM
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *
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