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MendoDave

#173715
August 28, 2015, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: Rotor Head on August 28, 2015, 06:53:43 PM
Charlie don't surf.

Hey I was going to use that.  >:(

DarkMonster620

#173716
August 28, 2015, 07:06:07 PM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#173717
August 28, 2015, 07:11:54 PM
Exactly...

I've moved on to...

very special whiskey.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


DarkMonster620

#173718
August 28, 2015, 07:12:55 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 28, 2015, 07:11:54 PM
Exactly...

I've moved on to...

very special whiskey.
:o :o :o :o :o
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

MendoDave

#173719
August 28, 2015, 07:15:29 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 28, 2015, 07:11:54 PM
Exactly...

I've moved on to...

very special whiskey.

What?

Where is Nate? Who are you?

ducpainter

#173720
August 28, 2015, 07:17:25 PM
I found this shit in a cupboard...

ain't bad.

I have the feeling it could turn me into more of an asshole than I really am.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


DarkMonster620

#173721
August 28, 2015, 07:18:09 PM
Quote from: Some kind of Ning Dave on August 28, 2015, 07:15:29 PM
What?

Where is Nate? Who are you?
He went to town to get more Vodka
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

MendoDave

#173722
August 28, 2015, 07:20:45 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 28, 2015, 07:17:25 PM
I found this shit in a cupboard...

ain't bad.

I have the feeling it could turn me into more of an asshole than I really am.

You should ban all of us just because.

Bick

#173723
August 28, 2015, 07:22:59 PM
Quote from: Some kind of Ning Dave on August 28, 2015, 07:05:24 PM
Hey I was going to use that.  >:(

that's too bad. [cheeky]

And why is Nate not drinking wodka?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

LMT

#173724
August 28, 2015, 07:23:57 PM
Hi! My name is Mary and it's been 5 days since I had a drink.

Only 25 more to go!

DarkMonster620

#173725
August 28, 2015, 07:25:12 PM
On my next visit to Mile High City, I need to go to Axios . . . and have more of the stuff I had when I was there . . .

Quote from: LMT on August 28, 2015, 07:23:57 PM
Hi! My name is Mary and it's been 5 days since I had a drink.

Only 25 more to go!
is it February? did I sleep that much? Oh, I'm not in Kansas anymore . ..   ;D
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

MendoDave

#173726
August 28, 2015, 07:25:37 PM
Quote from: LMT on August 28, 2015, 07:23:57 PM
Hi! My name is Mary and it's been 5 days since I had a drink.

Only 25 more to go!

Where is the real Mary? What have you done to her?

DarkMonster620

#173727
August 28, 2015, 07:26:09 PM
Quote from: Some kind of Ning Dave on August 28, 2015, 07:25:37 PM
Where is the real Mary? What have you done to her?
we've been transported to an alternate reality doode . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#173728
August 28, 2015, 07:28:43 PM
Quote from: Rotor Head on August 28, 2015, 07:22:59 PM
that's too bad. [cheeky]

And why is Nate not drinking wodka?
I started with vodka...

then T asked for something I didn't understand...

so I opened a cupboard and found this.

She doesn't like whiskey and went to bed.

Her loss. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


DarkMonster620

#173729
August 28, 2015, 07:30:06 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 28, 2015, 07:28:43 PM
I started with vodka...

then T asked for something I didn't understand...

so I opened a cupboard and found this.

She doesn't like whiskey and went to bed.

Her loss. ;D
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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