The Official "Say Anything" Thread

[somegirl]

We thought so...but a gallon of nature's miracle did nothing. 

This place has hardwood and we can see where the urine came through the hdwd and the sub floor into the basement.  That's alot of urine!!

We believe it is human.  An old woman (sister of the owner) use to live here.  We think she just got moved from room to room.....

You may have to rip up those floors to get rid of the smell.

[LMT]

I know what happens when you get old, and it ain't pretty.

Almost nothing worse as an EMT then going to a house where an elderly patient has not been taken care of.

[somegirl]

My grandmother ultimately died (a few years ago) of complications from a bladder infection caused by her hired nurse not taking her to the bathroom often enough (she had Parkinson's).

[somegirl]

Just had a phone call from a charity:

Caller: Hi, this is xxx from xxx foundation.  How are you doing tonight?
Me: Um, ok.
Caller: Great!  How is the weather in Loma Mar?
Me: Did you call me up to make small talk, or to ask me for money?
Caller: Launches into precanned spiel about the tragedy of dying children etc.
Me: I'm sorry but I never respond to phone solicitations.  Please take me off your calling list.
Caller: Why yes ma'am, I can certainly do that.  Would it be ok if we called you next year?
Me: No, taking me off your calling list means that you never call me again.
Caller: Ok, I can do that.  I'm sorry if I upset you.

[DRKWNG]

Me: I'm sorry but I never respond to phone solicitations. Please take me off your calling list.
Caller: Why yes ma'am, I can certainly do that. Would it be ok if we called you next year?
Me: No, taking me off your calling list means that you never call me again.

Would the next mensa candidate please stand up?

[red baron]

Shoulda told Dave it was for him.

[somegirl]

Shoulda told Dave it was for him.

He's still stuck at work.

[red baron]

Have them call back when he's home.


How's the-mommie-to-be?

[somegirl]

Pretty good, just tired, too uncomfortable to sleep more than 2 hours at a time.

Have to go get another ultrasound next week as I'm still measuring small.  Everything else looks great.

[red baron]

Bummer on the sleep.

What, like 10 weeks left?

[somegirl]

Due date is in 5 weeks but anywhere between 2-7 weeks from now would be considered normal.

[red baron]

Gonna be around next weekend?

[somegirl]

Yup.  You going to be up our way?

[red baron]

Yup, Napa wine train, fireworks in Frisco (if they have them), and whatever else happens.

[somegirl]

Sounds good, let us know if you end up with free time to meet up.