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This is why you're fat...

Started by MrFryMoto, April 06, 2009, 01:47:19 PM

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Buckethead

Quote from: herm on October 05, 2011, 10:26:25 AM
I thought poor parenting, and no will power were the reasons? thanks for clearing it up for me..

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Reminds me: I was sitting around with a bunch of friends a couple of years ago and one of the people there started going on about how artificial sweeteners tell your brain that you've just taken in calories, but your body doesn't get any nourishment from them and goes into starvation mode, so then when you DO get around to eating something, your body immediately stores it as fat, and that's why artificial sweeteners make you fat.

My friend Heather, a BIG girl, pipes in and says "Well, and to think all this time I was blaming shitty genes and a lack of exercise," then rolled her eyes at the skinny girl and went back to eating her cinnamon roll.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
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Monsterlover

Wtf, all the links in this thread are nuked :(
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ducatiz

Quote from: Monsterlover on October 05, 2011, 11:28:29 AM
Wtf, all the links in this thread are nuked :(

original post was in april 2009, remember then? you were 2.5 years younger
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iz is dr. frankenstein for threads lately.


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Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

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Speedbag

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IZ

Quote from: King Tut on October 05, 2011, 12:09:29 PM
iz is dr. frankenstein for threads lately.
:-*

I guess I could've started a new thread but this one had some good pics in it. 
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

KnightofNi

Quote from: IZ on October 05, 2011, 03:13:00 PM
I guess I could've started a new thread but this one had some good pics in it. 

*insert picture joke*
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

drunkfatguy

Um no food but a whole lotta this is why I WAS fat. I lost 41 Lbs in 6 months after quitting, dropping to 155.


RAT900

wow with that kind of output you must have had your own personal squad of Bottle-pickers outside your door

I gave up on beer after doing a cost-benefit analysis

and concluded pints of Popov (pop-off) Vodka were cheaper

and more effective
This is an insult to the Pez community

Speedbag

Looks like the end of my driveway on recycling pickup day.
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ungeheuer

Quote from: drunkfatguy on October 06, 2011, 09:23:57 PM
Um no food but a whole lotta this is why I WAS fat. I lost 41 Lbs in 6 months after quitting, dropping to 155.


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Rameses

Quote from: il d00d on October 05, 2011, 08:22:43 AM
I don't think Armour makes it anymore.  But Rose does :)

http://www.shopfoodex.com/rose-brand-pork-brains-milk-gravy-p-34778.html

Bon appetit.  Pics or it didn't happen.



Oh I never said I was gonna eat that shit.  I've just been looking for a can of it. 

(Though now that I think about it, I'm kinda curious as to what it tastes like.)


Speedbag

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