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Started by Scottish, May 17, 2008, 10:03:17 AM

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hunkypunk

check out todays escapades on another club, same forum...got away with a nice xmas pass today!  [bow_down]  [roll]  [leo]  [bang]  [clap]

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=16768.0#bot

Kawboy

Got this "cold cure" sent to me.  Haven't tried it yet, but it looks like if it doesn't cure a cold at least you won't feel it.  If anyone uses it, let me know how it works.



Dragon Ale (for colds and flu)

4 Cups Brandy
1 Tablespoon Crushed Peppermint Leaves
1 Cup Honey
1 teaspoon Sage
1 Tablespoon Orange Rind
2 teaspoons Cinnamon
2 Whole Cloves
2 or 3 Eucalyptus leaves
Juice of ½ Lemon

In a medium sized saucepan stir the brandy and honey over a low heat
until the
honey is dissolved. Mix the orange rind, cloves, Cardamom, lemon juice,
peppermint leaf, sage, cinnamon, and eucalyptus leaves in a medium sized
container. Add the brandy. Cover, let sit for 2 weeks. Strain. Store in
sterilized glass bottles.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advise.   (Bill Cosby)

DucMouse the Mighty

Sounds like something I need I try........
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

kingbaby

Mine: 6oz of Tequilla
         2 NyQuil

Dang Kawboy !!! 4 cups of Brandy?  ...    [bow_down] You're a badass


I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

bonfy

Back in the day  [drink] (we need a shot-slammin emoticon) I had a remedy similar to that.  It was to warm up about 3 oz of Grand Marnier to the point of steaming.  You inhale the steam through your nose until you can't feel it anymore (it's like a ten-penny nail being driven up through your sinuses at first).  Then you slam the shot and suck on a lemon wedge.  This will unclog your sinuses and give a quick sense of euphoria thus erasing any memory of a cold till the next morning.  Repeat as needed.
The Smelly Pirate Hooker

kingbaby

This makes the gun thread look weak. 

DRINK UP pregnant dogES
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

kingbaby

kawboy,  strain, sit & store ?

Hell by then i'm healed

Once again...        DRINK UP pregnant dogES
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

bonfy

WannaDucBad, you'd better get up here fast!  I feel a relapse coming on, triggered by all this rambling about cold remedies.  How did I make it through the Ouray trip two years in a row without  breaking down just to be undone this?!??    [laugh] [laugh]  Cough!  Cough!   My throat feels slightly sore.   :o
The Smelly Pirate Hooker

kingbaby

NO   NO   NO  !!!!   We like you just the way you are.


Nyquil is as close as you are allowed ta' get  :D

Oh shit, I just coughed.    [evil]
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

bonfy

 [evil]

AAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGt!!!  The Smelly Pirate Hooker will restrict her ass to over-the-counter remedies then.  Good thing this was all hypothetical.  I don't really have a sore throat.  I was just saying that.  For fun. So don't come up here, WDB.  Please.

[drink]
The Smelly Pirate Hooker

kingbaby

We know.  Love ya' no matter what.   :-*
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

Scottish

Quote from: bonfy on December 28, 2008, 08:44:32 PM
[evil]

AAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGt!!!  The Smelly Pirate Hooker will restrict her ass to over-the-counter remedies then.  Good thing this was all hypothetical.  I don't really have a sore throat.  I was just saying that.  For fun. So don't come up here, WDB.  Please.

[drink]
:-[ I don't smell that bad... I bathed just a week ago....   :-X







[laugh] [leo]

bonfy

Bathing is more pleasant with hot water so pay the utility bill.   ;D

On a lighter note, I found this card and it made me think of, well, ME!!!



Lipstick addiction is forever, but there's still hope for rehabbing the pinky.

The Smelly Pirate Hooker

Dusty

Speaking of that pinky...Do you remember this?  you may have been too high just out of surgery



bonfy

Yes, I do remember that!  You and Kingbaby were there to drive me home after the surgery.  I guess I was groggier than I expected.  And Pam brought me a ham and cheese quiche.  I finally got their dish back to them at long last.  You guys are the bestest. 

I took this shot as soon as I read your post:



This is as far as I can bend it for now:



I rode with a couple SoCO DOGS today (KRJ and Smokescreen).  They both had fractured fingers in the past and were able to rehab them back to full mobility over the course of a couple years.  So I have hope again.  Here is a shot of the guys today:





The Smelly Pirate Hooker