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Cloner

#855
December 17, 2009, 05:08:29 AM
That's what I mean, Keith.  You probably see him more than anyone here...heck...you might see him more than his wife see's him.....if ya get my drift.   ;D
Never appeal to a man's "better nature."  He may not have one.  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.  R.A. Heinlein

'64 Ducati Monza 250
'67 Aermacchi/HD Sprint SS (race bike)
'00 Aprilia RSV Mille
'03 Ducati 800 SS (race bike)
'04 KTM 450 EXC
'08 Kawasaki Ninja 250 (race bike)

Scottish

#856
December 22, 2009, 11:08:08 PM
So, it's been like two weeks since I had a smoke.  8)

nicrosato

#857
December 23, 2009, 05:50:41 AM
I'm down to a few a day using Chantix. Smoking is such a neurotic addiction. I've quit several times for years, but resumed when my life became more stressful.

Side effect of Chantix: Vivid Dreams. The other night I got into a fist fight with Billy Bob Thornton when he tried to take my guitar away from me.
Nobody said that I did. Everyone says that I would.

hunkypunk

#858
December 23, 2009, 06:52:00 AM
Quote from: Scottish on December 22, 2009, 11:08:08 PM
So, it's been like two weeks since I had a smoke.  8)
CONGRATS! I quit cold turkey 5 years ago. After the first year i bought a Ducati with all the cash I saved from quitting.

Scottish

#859
December 23, 2009, 08:43:51 AM
Quote from: hunkypunk on December 23, 2009, 06:52:00 AM
CONGRATS! I quit cold turkey 5 years ago. After the first year i bought a Ducati with all the cash I saved from quitting.
any excuse will work eh?  [laugh]

DucMouse the Mighty

#860
December 23, 2009, 09:06:36 AM
Quote from: nicrosato on December 23, 2009, 05:50:41 AM
Side effect of Chantix: Vivid Dreams. The other night I got into a fist fight with Billy Bob Thornton when he tried to take my guitar away from me.

did u beat his ass pretty good?  [laugh]

vivid dreams what i live for now... when the doc was trying different anti depressant drugs my dreams were getting weird and violent and just plain nutty....
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

ducducgooseme

#861
December 23, 2009, 04:16:48 PM
Quote from: DucMouse on December 23, 2009, 09:06:36 AM
did u beat his ass pretty good?  [laugh]

vivid dreams what i live for now... when the doc was trying different anti depressant drugs my dreams were getting weird and violent and just plain nutty....

THP putting a 9 iron up his arse while singing "Like a vigin" and beating a peacock?
If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.

dusty

#862
December 23, 2009, 04:22:41 PM
Quote from: ducducgooseme on December 23, 2009, 04:16:48 PM
THP putting a 9 iron up his arse while singing "Like a vigin" and beating a peacock?

What the??  What the heck have YOU been taking (or smoking) DDGM?  [laugh]

Scottish

#863
December 23, 2009, 10:58:34 PM Last Edit: December 23, 2009, 11:05:03 PM by Scottish
Quote from: ducducgooseme on December 23, 2009, 04:16:48 PM
THP putting a 9 iron up his arse while singing "Like a vigin" and beating a peacock?
[laugh] awesome




True story, when trying to quit years ago I used the patch. If you leave it on overnight you get CRAZY dreams. One night I dreamed I was at a fancy gala party(I'm talking make the beast with two backsing Cinderella fancy) and everyone had those feather maskes and shit. In the middle of the party is a gigantic black leather over stuffed sofa, slowly turning on a rotesiere'<sp>. Out of a back room come half a dozen midgets in S&M bondage gear, they jump this sofa like fresh meat in the hard time cell block. It's slowly turning and they are clinging to it and pumping their little hips from every angle. About that time the sexy wiccan I'd been chatting up turns into a cat and flys out the frickin screen window.



Nicoderm=weird dreams


[popcorn]

ducducgooseme

#864
December 26, 2009, 04:06:17 PM
you SURE that wasnt acid?  ;)
If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.

Scottish

#865
December 26, 2009, 09:49:45 PM
Quote from: ducducgooseme on December 26, 2009, 04:06:17 PM
you SURE that wasnt acid?  ;)
Whatever, I'd do it again.  ;D

KRJ

#866
December 27, 2009, 06:14:50 AM


   WOW, at least the midgets were on the couch and not Your leg....just sayin'...
" I believe You understand what You think I said, but I'm not sure You realize that what You heard is not what I meant " !!

Scottish

#867
December 27, 2009, 07:39:01 AM
Quote from: KRJ on December 27, 2009, 06:14:50 AM

   WOW, at least the midgets were on the couch and not Your leg....just sayin'...
THAT would be a bad trip.  :-X

ducducgooseme

#869
December 29, 2009, 05:49:06 AM
great pics!  hot lookin bike!!!
If you love your bike, set it free.
If it comes back to you, you've
probably high-sided.
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