FINALLY got to call the Sherrif on a customer!

jimboecv · July 08, 2009, 05:43:02 PM

Guy comes in to pick up his brother in laws bike.
It ain't done.
Time for dude to get big and bad, threatens my co-worker while trying to get me to swing on him. This has de-volved into a scene right out of 'Cops', folks, fast.
Co-worker calls the plod.

OK, technically I didn't call the cops, but way too involved. I was busy keeping my eye on his hands.

Sheriff shows up, speaks to dude, gets his ID.
Two more units show up! Now it's getting fun.
1/2 hour later, dude leaves mouthing 'make the beast with two backs you I'll see you later' as he leaves, driving a Datsun pick up, no less.

One sheriff leaves. The others hang around, then come in the shop. The sargent says;
"If you see him, or anyone associated with him, his brother in law or anyone, call 911 right away"
Just off probation, dude's apparently quite the hard ass. O'joy.
Tune in tomorrow.

desmoquattro · July 08, 2009, 05:49:18 PM

Maybe you should hire Spidey for protection?

Michael Moore · July 08, 2009, 06:06:24 PM

Dealing with the public is such a treat, isn't it?

Popeye the Sailor · July 08, 2009, 08:23:30 PM

Next time he's in the store, quietly have your employees load the big-ass safe into the Datsun pickup.

jimboecv · July 08, 2009, 11:10:52 PM

Quote from: desmoquattro on July 08, 2009, 05:49:18 PM
Maybe you should hire Spidey for protection?

His Royal Arachnid works 'gratis', much like the Seven Samari.

Quote from: Michael Moore on July 08, 2009, 06:06:24 PM
Dealing with the public is such a treat, isn't it?

The voice of experience. AND its always service, too, always.

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Next time he's in the store, quietly have your employees load the big-ass safe into the Datsun pickup.

Matters regarding the big-ass safe can only be discussed in single topic, big-ass safe only threads. So sayith the big-ass safe.
That, and if I put the big-ass safe in dudes busted up looking pick up he'd be there in the morning when I opened and that is NOT an option. Dude inside the big-ass safe, however, would be doable.

sally101 · July 09, 2009, 08:38:57 AM

Maybe you should have had his bike done? j/k

jimboecv · July 09, 2009, 10:05:10 AM

Yeah, great idea, genius. I'll pass that on to the guys in service. Hopefully they'll offer you a job.

sally101 · July 10, 2009, 06:19:42 AM

Quote from: jimboecv on July 09, 2009, 10:05:10 AM
Yeah, great idea, genius. I'll pass that on to the guys in service. Hopefully they'll offer you a job.

PMing you my resume..

jimboecv · July 10, 2009, 07:11:55 AM

Well lets take a look....
DECLINED

GEEZER · July 10, 2009, 07:33:33 AM

...so...is the guy's bike ready now?

sally101 · July 10, 2009, 08:58:47 AM

Quote from: jimboecv on July 10, 2009, 07:11:55 AM
Well lets take a look....
DECLINED

I think you are overlooking my extensive education at A-hole U. You are clearly also alumni.

Drunken Monkey · July 10, 2009, 12:17:02 PM

Quote from: sally101 on July 10, 2009, 08:58:47 AM
I think you are overlooking my extensive education at A-hole U. You are clearly also alumni.

Please. Jim (and I) both matriculated at U-Suck

desmoquattro · July 10, 2009, 01:58:44 PM

Quote from: Drunken Monkey on July 10, 2009, 12:17:02 PM
Please. Jim (and I) both matriculated at U-Suck

TMI...doesn't that violate the terms of service?

jimboecv · July 10, 2009, 01:58:52 PM

Quote from: GEEZER on July 10, 2009, 07:33:33 AM
...so...is the guy's bike ready now?

(I know the keys are here.... somewhere....)

jimboecv · July 10, 2009, 02:01:05 PM

Quote from: sally101 on July 10, 2009, 08:58:47 AM
I think you are overlooking my extensive education at A-hole U. You are clearly also alumni.

In that case, you're hired if you know the Ah.U. handshake and this isn't it

but it's close!

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FINALLY got to call the Sherrif on a customer!