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What size helmet for a chick?

Started by masterh, July 13, 2009, 07:44:54 PM

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somegirl

Small-sized chicks should comfortably fit in one of these:





























































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Bendy

Quote from: masterh on July 13, 2009, 08:31:39 PM
my chicks should fall under size 4 (yes clothing)
so I guess medium should be ok just in case I carry a tall chick.
I hope the helmet carries 1st chicks scent so the 2nd chick will get jealous as hell  [evil]

so don't you guys keep an extra helmet for a chick anyways? too bad if you chopped your tail!
The scientific study (done by me lol ) says females are more likely to be attracted to men as they hold your waist, lean her head on your back, feel the vibration from the seat and hears the roaring sound. Happy riding to happy ending  [beer]

Sounds like you got it figured out, broseph.

Heath

Maybe you should figure out a way to have a side car so you can have the two girls fight over who gets to hold on to you.  Then once they are all hot and bothered go back to your parents place so they can fight it out in some baby oil.  Best of luck and play on playa.

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Ducatista

Not to be serious about a truly comical thread, but don't think that having a poorly fitting helmet offers any protection to the rider.  If the inside of the lid isn't touching all parts of your noggin equally, your head will collide with the inside of the helmet and then the helmet will localize pressure, instead of distributing it evenly, like it is supposed to.  So just because a girl with a small head can wear a medium helmet, do you really want her vomiting on you because she got a concussion?  Not my idea of a romantic night. 
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semyhr

I would say small, if it's like a general helmet size + get a spare pair of gloves as well. Those should be small as well most likely.

Big Troubled Bear

Buy a couple of different sizes, so that when you eventually settle down, you have something to explain to your new wife ;D
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redxblack

Maybe get a few helmets, gloves and jackets and put three or four lockers in your garage for the gear. You could put tape on the locker doors and label them with random girl names. That should do wonders for the ladies who visit and want to go for a ride.


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yotogi

Quote from: redxblack on July 14, 2009, 03:57:45 AM
Maybe get a few helmets, gloves and jackets and put three or four lockers in your garage for the gear. You could put tape on the locker doors and label them with random girl names. That should do wonders for the ladies who visit and want to go for a ride.

+1

I really like the idea of getting multiple lids just in case. If it don't fit, it don't work to keep your brains safe. Considering that you can get a DOT full-face lid for under $100, that seems like a good investment to me. Don't forget the rest of the gear. It really pisses me off to see a guy in his leather and gloves and boots with someone else on the back of the bike with just a lid. Show her respect, take her shopping for some gear. If you don't respect her enough to see to it that she is safe when riding with you, you don't deserve to have her on the bike with you in the first place.

Seriousness aside, this thread has me laughing my ass off... [popcorn]

Porsche Monkey

Quote from: bobspapa on July 18, 2009, 04:40:31 PM
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erkishhorde

Actually, New Enough had a sale on Scorpion EXO-400s recently where they were something like $50 a pop. You could have gotten both a medium and a small for barely more than $100.

I feel that the jacket is just as important as the helmet if not more. In the 4 accidents I've been in I've only hit my head once but I've torn up the sleeves on two jackets. Then use the jacket as the glass slipper. If they're too big to fit the jacket, they're probably bigger than me and the bike doesn't like having that much weight on the tail since it screws up the weight distribution. See, you're supposed to use the bike as the excuse not to take fat girls because it ruins handling. It sounds less vain.    [laugh]
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JustDucky

Appearing vain definitely seems to be a concern here...... [laugh]

No real advice to offer but its been a good mid day laugh for me.

Good luck.  And consider an XS in addition to S & M (helmet sizes - no really).

Grampa

I think condoms would be a better pick than a helmet.


soooo's they don't reproduce.


but thats just moi
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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mrs minnesotamonster

Quote from: bobspapa on July 14, 2009, 07:46:28 AM
I think condoms would be a better pick than a helmet.


soooo's they don't reproduce.


but thats just moi

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