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Started by Grampa, September 18, 2009, 02:00:33 PM

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Grampa

September 18, 2009, 02:00:33 PM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

DCXCV

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September 18, 2009, 02:14:54 PM
I saw a wino and he was eating grapes.  I said, "Dude, you have to wait."
"I tend to ride faster when I can't see where I'm going. Everything works out better that way." -- Colin Edwards

Stella

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September 18, 2009, 02:50:25 PM
Needed that!  Thnx!!    [laugh]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

pennyrobber

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September 18, 2009, 03:00:49 PM
I love Mitch Hedberg.

"In Venice, if you're not book smart, but you still know whats going on, you're canal smart."

RIP
Men face reality and women don't. That's why men need to drink. -George Christopher
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