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Started by Oldfisti, October 18, 2009, 06:11:31 AM

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Oldfisti

October 18, 2009, 06:11:31 AM
Some of these techniques might save your ass for a whole 30 seconds...

Prolly should think about switching school districts after that!


HOW TO BE BULLY SMART!
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

duccarlos

#1
October 18, 2009, 06:26:43 AM
What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

Dude, if you tried that where I grew up, you would get shanked before lunch.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Monsterlover

#2
October 18, 2009, 06:34:54 AM
Totally shanked before lunch.
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desmopr

#3
October 18, 2009, 06:36:58 AM
Is this a joke?
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superjohn

#4
October 18, 2009, 06:38:33 AM
Does the next video include what to do when the bully chases you down and beats you senseless?

Oldfisti

#5
October 18, 2009, 06:43:07 AM
Quote from: desmopr on October 18, 2009, 06:36:58 AM
Is this a joke?


I'm not sure.

I know the ass-beating to follow after trying these on your local bully won't be much of a joke!
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Slide Panda

#6
October 18, 2009, 06:57:39 AM
Quote from: desmopr on October 18, 2009, 06:36:58 AM
Is this a joke?

It's got a water mark from everythingisterrible - so I'm guessing yes.
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Airborne

#7
October 18, 2009, 07:36:30 AM
I prefer Bas Rutten's technique

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duccarlos

#8
October 18, 2009, 07:47:27 AM
Smack his face, smack his face. Now that sensible.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

angler

#9
October 18, 2009, 07:55:58 AM
I prefer "stab his liver, stab his liver"
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lethe

#10
October 18, 2009, 08:12:04 AM
Being small and a natural target back in school my approach was just to make it well known that I was nuts and willing to bring something too far. Also, after a time it became very helpful to have friends willing to jump the bigger person I had problems with after school on his way home and make it clear that they might want to apologize and smile more when they see me from then on.

As for the video, "never roll on your stomach, they might bounce your head off the ground"  [laugh] hmm or maybe worse things while you decided to be in such and accommodating position.  :P
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ducpainter

#11
October 18, 2009, 08:33:29 AM
Quote from: lethe on October 18, 2009, 08:12:04 AM
Being small and a natural target back in school my approach was just to make it well known that I was nuts and willing to bring something too far. Also, after a time it became very helpful to have friends willing to jump the bigger person I had problems with after school on his way home and make it clear that they might want to apologize and smile more when they see me from then on.

As for the video, "never roll on your stomach, they might bounce your head off the ground"  [laugh] hmm or maybe worse things while you decided to be in such and accommodating position.  :P
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Oldfisti

#13
October 18, 2009, 10:11:22 AM
You could always wear this...
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Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Buckethead

#14
October 18, 2009, 10:20:58 AM
Forrest Griffin's book "Got Fight" has a pretty good foreword about mental toughness.

Excerpt HERE.
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