DIMBY...Ducatis In My Back Yard

[Got Duc]

Thanks, Howie.   Very nice of you.

I'm going to have to take some pics of Aeryn in hers sitting on the baby Duc in our....

wait for it....... 


backyard.   

If possible could you send me a pic. The kids ones were the coolest kids shirts I have done yet.

Jim

[ducpainter]

If possible could you send me a pic. The kids ones were the coolest kids shirts I have done yet.

Jim

We'll send one too Jim...

Z wore his today...needs washing.

[Got Duc]

We'll send one too Jim...

Z wore his today...needs washing.

Sweet!

Thanks

[Monstermash]

craziest pickup I've ever seen.    (you brought it up, mang   ).


We're bullshitting, me in truck and him standing outside.   Girl walks up and asks if he knows where the toys r us is.   He says yeah, do you want company?   She says 'you want to shop with me?'   He says I'd hang out with you all day long <joey voice from friends>.

I roll out back to highway and they stroll off.


Was she driving and pulled over or just walking around looking for the toys-r-us?     Wtf was she shopping for at toys-r-us?     was there adult store nearby names toyz-r-us?    I was amused and confused for most of the drive home.

Nah, no adult store nearby. She had here kid in the car and was headed for Toys-R-Us after she went to Dunkin's.

The story gets better to. You guys asked for it so here it is...

I decide to join her in Dunkin's because I could use a coffee. We're inside and we're just talking and she's telling me she is just getting seperated from her husband who just happens to be a state cop. Not to mention she's acting really crazy and telling me what to do. She just about orders me to get her a straw and a napkin, and then freaks out and pregnant doges at me because I hand her the short straw and she has an XL iced coffee. I'm like, alllll righty then <Ace Ventura voice> and try to make haste for the door. Along with the fact that she obviously needs mental help, I've known a bunch of cops in my day and none of them are exactly crazy about the idea of someone hooking up with their ex-girlfriends/wives and to be honest they are all jealous as hell. I really don't need that kind of aggravation in my life.

So I'm headed out the door as fast as I can and she follows me outside and back to my car. I'm with my cousin who is now wondering what the hell is going on. I'm trying to get in the car and she won't let me close the door. She starts asking me to check the air in her tires or some crap and I'm like "we really need to get going because I have to go to home depot" Well, as Statler can attest, she's pretty hot and my cousin (he's only 21) jumps out of the car and tells her he will check the air in her tires.

So we both go over to her car and I'm telling my cousin to hurry up which he doesn't understand because, well....he's only 21!    The whole time he's checking the air in her tires, shes sitting inside the car with the drivers door open talking to me. She tells me she hasn't had sex since her and her husband separated and to look at her boobs and asks me what I think of them. I'm not really sure what to say because I just met her and she's obviously unstable. She keeps asking me if I like her boobs so I finally say, "yeah, they're nice." It was actually what made me notice her in the first place because they're huge! Anyway, she goes on to tell me they're fake and cost 10 grand and that she made her ex-husband buy them for her right before they separated.

She then tells me to feel them right there in the parking lot of the gas station. I'm trying to think of every excuse not to touch her boobs and my cousin is looking at me like, did she just say what I think she said? She asks me about 4-5 more times to feel her boobs and I keep refusing and finally she starts screaming at me to feel them. Needless to say, I am more than just a little embarrassed, and not just for me but for her 10 year old daughter thats sitting in the back seat! I finally reach in and give them a squeeze and I'm hoping it's all over but she gets out of the car and gets real close to me and puts her hand on my crotch and tells me not to leave, that she's going to get the key to the bathroom. I'm like, ahhhh.....ok?

The second she gets inside the gas station me and my cousin get in my car and get the hell out of there.

I wish I could say I made that whole story up, but as scary as it is it's the truth.
 

[herm]

oh.
wow.

[The Architect]

note to self: don't stop at gas station with Tom.    ever.

[jdubbs32584]

So....were they real or fake? 

[Monstermash]

note to self: don't stop at gas station with Tom.    ever.

Wow! thanks for the vote of confidence Frank! 

So....were they real or fake? 

They were fake, $10K worth of fake!

I'll take the real thing anyday. 

[KnightofNi]

So....were they real or fake? 

if she paid for them they are hers, and someone touched them, they are tangible and therefore real

[jdubbs32584]

if she paid for them they are hers, and someone touched them, they are tangible and therefore real

I'll take the real thing anyday. 

[Monsterlover]

Nah, no adult store nearby. She had here kid in the car and was headed for Toys-R-Us after she went to Dunkin's.

The story gets better to. You guys asked for it so here it is...

I decide to join her in Dunkin's because I could use a coffee. We're inside and we're just talking and she's telling me she is just getting seperated from her husband who just happens to be a state cop. Not to mention she's acting really crazy and telling me what to do. She just about orders me to get her a straw and a napkin, and then freaks out and pregnant doges at me because I hand her the short straw and she has an XL iced coffee. I'm like, alllll righty then <Ace Ventura voice> and try to make haste for the door. Along with the fact that she obviously needs mental help, I've known a bunch of cops in my day and none of them are exactly crazy about the idea of someone hooking up with their ex-girlfriends/wives and to be honest they are all jealous as hell. I really don't need that kind of aggravation in my life.

So I'm headed out the door as fast as I can and she follows me outside and back to my car. I'm with my cousin who is now wondering what the hell is going on. I'm trying to get in the car and she won't let me close the door. She starts asking me to check the air in her tires or some crap and I'm like "we really need to get going because I have to go to home depot" Well, as Statler can attest, she's pretty hot and my cousin (he's only 21) jumps out of the car and tells her he will check the air in her tires.

So we both go over to her car and I'm telling my cousin to hurry up which he doesn't understand because, well....he's only 21!    The whole time he's checking the air in her tires, shes sitting inside the car with the drivers door open talking to me. She tells me she hasn't had sex since her and her husband separated and to look at her boobs and asks me what I think of them. I'm not really sure what to say because I just met her and she's obviously unstable. She keeps asking me if I like her boobs so I finally say, "yeah, they're nice." It was actually what made me notice her in the first place because they're huge! Anyway, she goes on to tell me they're fake and cost 10 grand and that she made her ex-husband buy them for her right before they separated.

She then tells me to feel them right there in the parking lot of the gas station. I'm trying to think of every excuse not to touch her boobs and my cousin is looking at me like, did she just say what I think she said? She asks me about 4-5 more times to feel her boobs and I keep refusing and finally she starts screaming at me to feel them. Needless to say, I am more than just a little embarrassed, and not just for me but for her 10 year old daughter thats sitting in the back seat! I finally reach in and give them a squeeze and I'm hoping it's all over but she gets out of the car and gets real close to me and puts her hand on my crotch and tells me not to leave, that she's going to get the key to the bathroom. I'm like, ahhhh.....ok?

The second she gets inside the gas station me and my cousin get in my car and get the hell out of there.

I wish I could say I made that whole story up, but as scary as it is it's the truth.
 

Awesome.

That'll teach you to hit on strange crazy women without doing some recon first

[TiNi]

note to self: don't stop at gas station with Tom.    ever.

[Howie]

Glad you escaped, Tom!  Scary story indeed.

[ducpainter]

Glad you escaped, Tom!  Scary story indeed.

I think this is one of those...

he got everything he deserved scenarios...

sorry Mash...couldn't resist.

[TiNi]

I think this is one of those...

he got everything he deserved scenarios...

sorry Mash...couldn't resist.