DIMBY...Ducatis In My Back Yard

[TiNi]

i assure you ma'am that no pun was intended. this is purely for scientific research, there is no room for personal agendas, feelings, or bias.

i will invite her to dimby next year, as incentive for you to attend 

[The Architect]

Tom, I'm glad you got out of there.  







I'm sure running into her had something to do with the rocking horse.    

[herm]

I HATE THE BOOBS YOU LIKE!

[/internet arguing]


i too wonder what the fake ones feel like. maybe i should just start groping.

they feel um,.........fake. kind of like plastic bags covered in skin.
that being said, when tastefully done they look exceptional

edit: i feel the need to add a disclaimer.
please dont be mad at me for the above statement.
i have not felt your fake boobs.
they may feel different than the ones i have felt.
in the interest of foreplay fair play i would be happy to make a comparison.

[jdubbs32584]

they feel um,.........fake. kind of like plastic bags covered in skin.
that being said, when tastefully done they look exceptional

edit: i feel the need to add a disclaimer.
please dont be mad at me for the above statement.
i have not felt your fake boobs.
they may feel different than the ones i have felt.
in the interest of foreplay fair play i would be happy to make a comparison.

Thanks for the research herm!

[Popeye the Sailor]

Who said I was angry about fake boobs? I genuinely wanted to know whether they were fake or real. I've never felt fake ones and was curious. My eye roll was for your response, not for fake boobs.

FYI, the poorly done fake ones feel like leather stretched over a basketball.



Try as I might, I was unable to pop one.

[herm]

Thanks for the research herm!

my pleasure.
unfortunately, my sample group is pretty small so far

[KnightofNi]

my pleasure.
unfortunately, my sample group is pretty small so far

can't forget the real ones so you have a basis for comparison. they feel different from owner to owner even when they are real. need to make sure there is a broad sample there as well.

[ducpainter]

you people are weird.

[jdubbs32584]

you people are weird.

am not!!!! 

[Monsterlover]

Oh, c'mon.  We just loves boobies.

[ducpainter]

Oh, c'mon.  We just loves fake boobies.

fixed it.

[TiNi]

this thread is sooo far off topic... i don't think it can be recovered r e a l 

[kopfjäger]

How about some more pics from DIMBY. Real ones not fake. 

[ducpainter]

this thread is sooo far off topic... i don't think it can be recovered r e a l 

If Statler recovered from DIMBY...

this thread is a cinch.....

[lauramonster]

sister-in-law told me at a party she learned of a fool proof method of knowing if they were fake.  Shine a flashlight from underneath and they'll glow.  Apparently, there was plenty of alcohol.  she said hers didn't glow. 

I think the guys just made it up to see who'd flash the boobs (for science, of course).