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DIMBY...Ducatis In My Back Yard

Started by ducpainter, May 06, 2008, 09:46:56 AM

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Monstermash

Wow! Now I'm sorry I even mentioned it.   :-[

Quote from: herm on August 11, 2008, 04:40:16 PM
they feel um,.........fake. kind of like plastic bags covered in skin.
that being said, when tastefully done they look exceptional


+1 on what herm said. Up until then I had very little experience with fake boobs. I can honestly say I really didn't like them. They feel....harder.

Since then I have had a chance to ummmm......sample a few more sets and I still prefer the real thing.  [thumbsup]
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic and insecure delusions.



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TiNi

Quote from: ducpainter on August 11, 2008, 07:05:27 PM
If Statler recovered from DIMBY...

this thread is a cinch..... [laugh]

we'll see about that  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

herm

Quote from: KnightofNi on August 11, 2008, 06:17:02 PM
can't forget the real ones so you have a basis for comparison. they feel different from owner to owner even when they are real. need to make sure there is a broad sample there as well.

fear not,
i have been sampling broads  for doing a long range comparison of the real thing for the last 25 years. i expect to have the results tabulated by 2070, +/-
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

herm

Quote from: lauramonster on August 11, 2008, 07:19:59 PM
sister-in-law told me at a party she learned of a fool proof method of knowing if they were fake.  Shine a flashlight from underneath and they'll glow.  Apparently, there was plenty of alcohol.  she said hers didn't glow. 

I think the guys just made it up to see who'd flash the boobs (for science, of course).

fool proof method #1
if you are looking at a her rear from the rear, and you can see her tits......
fake!
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

KnightofNi

Quote from: herm on August 11, 2008, 09:35:30 PM
fool proof method #1
if you are looking at a her rear from the rear, and you can see her tits......
fake!

not true. i used to work with a woman who you could see coming before she knew she was there, and you could def see them from behind her.
later i dated a girl who's were as big as my freaking head.

both had issues standing for long periods of time and had to get reductions, but they were real dag nabit.




when is DIMBY next year?
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ducpainter

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ducpainter

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a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
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Monstermash

Aw come on guys.....


Didn't you like getting stuck behind a rolling roadblock of Harleys that were slowing the cars down?  [bang]
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic and insecure delusions.



"Though I disagree with everything you say, I will defend to the death your right to say it."

ducpainter

Quote from: Monstermash on August 12, 2008, 07:13:44 AM
Aw come on guys.....


Didn't you like getting stuck behind a rolling roadblock of Harleys that were slowing the cars down?  [bang]
I particularly enjoyed the moron on the Kawayamahonzuki that tried to force me into oncoming traffic.   [thumbsup]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



TiNi

Quote from: ducpainter on August 12, 2008, 05:08:50 AM
not bike week.... ;)

good thinkin'  [thumbsup]
we'll let YOU pick the date this year  ;)

herm

Quote from: KnightofNi on August 12, 2008, 05:06:32 AM
not true. i used to work with a woman who you could see coming before she knew she was there, and you could def see them from behind her.
later i dated a girl who's were as big as my freaking head.


ok,ok....... but if they are wider than her rib cage, as measured under the armpit, and not sagging or causing back pain.........


Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: herm on August 11, 2008, 09:35:30 PM
fool proof method #1
if you are looking at a her rear from the rear, and you can see her tits......
fake!

Google "Amanda Wenk", but do it from home.
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lucazuma

Quote from: herm on August 11, 2008, 04:40:16 PM
they feel um,.........fake. kind of like plastic bags covered in skin.
that being said, when tastefully done they look exceptional

edit: i feel the need to add a disclaimer.
please dont be mad at me for the above statement.
i have not felt your fake boobs.
they may feel different than the ones i have felt.
in the interest of foreplay fair play i would be happy to make a comparison. ;D

...lol

i would say 2 things:

1) each one (set) feels different. The "well done" feel quite nice, the not-so-well-done feel just like you said...saline solution, silicone...under muscle, over muscle, through the areola, belly button, armpit...you name it...they all feel different (just like the real ones)...

2) its like lanesplitting. If you are used to it and keep it in reason, you enjoy the advantages of it. If you are not used to it or you overdo it, it can freak you (or others) out  ;D

my .02 of a euro

lucazuma


ps: if frikken NH wasnt so far, id definitly make it next year...and possibly could have brought a few samples  ;D