DIMBY...Ducatis In My Back Yard

[Statler]

I'd comment on the humor, but I think I'll be a bigger man and keep my mouth shut.

[Shortie]

I'd comment on the humor, but I think I'll be a bigger man and keep my mouth shut.

Oh please, like you're always so proper.

[TiNi]

Oh please, like you're always so proper.

he only acts like a 12 year old on the weekends 

[Statler]

er...I think you missed the pun.

[Shortie]

er...I think you missed the pun.

Oh I got it. I just chose to give you a hard time instead of acknowledging it. How often does a naughty reference slip by me? Honestly.

[lethe]

er...I think you missed the pun.

A big man would ride a little bike.

[Statler]

A big man would ride a little bike.

nah...because the small bike means the rider might be too big by comparison anyway.





aaaaand the joke comes full circle.   nicely done everyone.   

[TiNi]

i love you guyz 

[Monsterlover]

How do I not remember you burning a shirt?!

[gage]

and she wasn't even the one who backed his bike under the trees for the quick spritzing of rain.....or the other one who borrowed a chamois from a Harley guy to wipe off his bike under the gas station overhang (names left out to protect the anal retentive innocent)

Public Relations, my friend, Public Relations...

[lethe]

Public Relations, my friend, Public Relations...

It didn't work because they were probably one of the bikes that slowed us down.

[Monsterlover]

So that chamois touched a Harley and then was wiping the Duc.

Do they make a vaccine for that?

Or some sort of antibiotic?

Maybe a cream?

[TiNi]

How do I not remember you burning a shirt?!

i have no idea... especially because it was on the fire for like a half an hour... slow roasting 

[Statler]

How do I not remember you burning a shirt?!

I was thinking of saying that too, but as there was soooo much les tequila on that night I thought I'd admit nothing and keep quiet as it would mean I missed so much more Friday.

[Monsterlover]

I know I made a strong drink, but I didn't think it was that strong.

Well, to be fair, I normally don't think they're as strong as they are

I know I fell asleep in the chair for a while.  Maybe you burned the shirt then.

Yeah, that's it, I was sleeping.