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Started by desmoquattro, January 01, 2010, 07:30:20 PM

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desmoquattro

Got a laugh out of this:
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/mcy/1528501868.html


DUCATI 1198S FOR SALE THE BIKE HAS ONLY COSMETIC DAMAGE ,RUNS EXCELENT only 932 miles, PERFEC TO MAKE THIS BIKE FOR TRACKS DAY $12000


Then you see the pics:


Yeah...that big dent in the sidewall of the rim is only cosmetic ;D
My Vices
'09 1198s,red, (Il Diavolo Rosso
'09 KTM 690 SMC (Thumpy)
'04 Yamaha FZ1, The Blue Cockroach
'01 900SS, custom yellow, (The Bumblebee)
'05 MS4R, blue

mostrobelle

Well, if his spelling is any indication...perhaps he meant to type "catastrophic" damage?  

Personally I don't give two poops about his cosmetic damage--what I would pay money for is to know how it got there.   [laugh]
94,500 miles...05/22/15

ghostrider

How do you do that the back rim but still have what looks like a perfectly good front rim.

mostrobelle

Quote from: ghostrider on January 01, 2010, 11:26:07 PM
How do you do that the back rim but still have what looks like a perfectly good front rim.

You hit a curb doing a wheelie at high speed?
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Spidey

Quote from: ghostrider on January 01, 2010, 11:26:07 PM
How do you do that the back rim but still have what looks like a perfectly good front rim.

A lowside where the rear wheel hits a post or a curb or a tree or sumptin.
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desmoquattro

Quote from: Spidey on January 02, 2010, 07:18:44 AM


A lowside where the rear wheel hits a post or a curb or a tree or sumptin.

...or gets hit by a Buell.
My Vices
'09 1198s,red, (Il Diavolo Rosso
'09 KTM 690 SMC (Thumpy)
'04 Yamaha FZ1, The Blue Cockroach
'01 900SS, custom yellow, (The Bumblebee)
'05 MS4R, blue

Desmostro

Oh no.  No windscreen + impossibly shattered rear wheel can only mean it went down the road, end over end until the rear wheel whipped into something squarely and stopped.   [laugh]

You don't get a wheel looking like that rolling over a curb. Is it just me or does the front shocks look completely flat?

I'm with 'Bell on this one. I'd pay money to see that on video. 
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room

Speeddog

The other picture tells more of the story, all left side bodywork is gone.

Location is Sunland, not far from Angeles Crest.

I'm bettin' pretty much what Spidey said; lowside, guardrail post boinks rear rim, bike spins, next post wipes out front/upper fairing.



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ghostrider

Ah I see.
Do you think I could shoe horn that motor into a 97 SS frame.

johnc

Quote from: ghostrider on January 03, 2010, 07:19:30 PM
Ah I see.
Do you think I could shoe horn that motor into a 97 SS frame.

no problem  [roll]

but really ... i am pretty sure all that "COSMETIC" damage will buff right out  [roll]

MendoDave

He cased it over a jump?

It looks like the same thing that happened to that log truck on the north end of Hwy 1. Bent rim and bent tow bar. I wish I had pictures.