The couch potato get fit thread

[KnightofNi]

what happens if people gain weight?

do you get to ridicule them for being tubby?

[Buckethead]

I thought that was the whole point of THIS thread.

As long as you swear to never step foot in that filthy, sweat place 

Done. 

[AJ]

I'm in.

I agree with Le Pirate, Buckethead qualifies as long as he doesn't enter said gym.

I'll be sending everyone:



I'll be sure to win!

No one can resist both bacon AND ice cream 

Evil dude, eeeeeeeeevil! 
is that flavor for real?!? How the hell did I not know about it?!?!?

[SacDuc]

I read it as "First to lose 14 lbs wins, everyone else piles on with the swag."

I have a question on the rules, tho. Specifically, rule #2. Being in the military, I do have access to a gym, but I never use the joint. Am I still allowed to enter? Cause if so, then I'm totally in.

I'll leave it up to the hive mind to decided, and even if they decide no, I'll still kick in for the winner. 

Yeah, please participate. These aren't really "rules" per se. This little deal is just for people who are motivated by a little friendly competition. Kinda like the Monster Challenge. So I expect things to stay light hearted and . . . oh wait . . . bad example. what I mean is that this is for us fatties who need to shed a few pounds, not so much for gym rats and the gung ho type. The point here is more motivation not competition. Hopefully everyone looks at this as a win/win. "Hey I didn't do it fastest but I lost weight! Yay me!" If you wanna hit the gym now and then have at. But the rule about flaring your lats is deadly serious.

sac

[SacDuc]

what happens if people gain weight?

do you get to ridicule them for being tubby?

Get to? Its mandatory, you fat ass!

sac

[KnightofNi]

Get to? Its mandatory, you fat ass!

sac

by "fat ass" do you mean "slightly less of a fat ass than i am?"


any bets on whther or not sac giggles when you poke him in the tummy? 




is that how i am supposed to do it?

[SacDuc]

Let's find out:


Pillsbury Doughboy Laugh 1

[Le Pirate]

If anyone mentions increasing their VO2 max, I QUIT!


Just saying


I think I'll celebrate the start of this new endevor on monday, by having pizza and beer tonight  

[SacDuc]

If anyone mentions increasing their VO2 max, I QUIT!

Seriously, I don't even know what that means.

I think I'll celebrate the start of this new endevor on monday, by having pizza and beer tonight 

Final weigh isn't due until Monday morning.      


sac

[DarkMonster620]

As long as you swear to never step foot in that filthy, sweat place  

(I mean that in general, not just for the contest)


So, I assume it is okay to mail out swag before the end of the contest...

I'll be sending everyone:



I'll be sure to win!

No one can resist both bacon AND ice cream  

It's gonna melt by the time it gets here

[badgalbetty]

awesome.....dust off the scale, get new battery and get serious. Thanks!! wahooooo!
I presume pix of weight on the scale is nakid, no clothing etc. Be careful fellas none of us need to see any bits that may be offensive or be the cause of jealousy or hysterical laughter. 
BTW I just started a bottle of 10 year old Laphraoig, who wants to come over and help me plough thru it before Monday's weigh in?

[DarkMonster620]

awesome.....dust off the scale, get new battery and get serious. Thanks!! wahooooo!

take it easy, I think we have a limit of 14lbs ... no more or

[SacDuc]

awesome.....dust off the scale, get new battery and get serious. Thanks!! wahooooo!
I presume pix of weight on the scale is nakid, no clothing etc. Be careful fellas none of us need to see any bits that may be offensive or be the cause of jealousy or hysterical laughter. 
BTW I just started a bottle of 10 year old Laphraoig, who wants to come over and help me plough thru it before Monday's weigh in?

Fixed.

There will be none of that young lady. *wags finger*

sac

[Le Pirate]

awesome.....dust off the scale, get new battery and get serious. Thanks!! wahooooo!
I presume pix of weight on the scale is nakid, no clothing etc. Be careful fellas none of us need to see any bits that may be offensive or be the cause of jealousy or hysterical laughter. 
BTW I just started a bottle of 10 year old Laphraoig, who wants to come over and help me plough thru it before Monday's weigh in?

You can post nude weigh in photos if you want, but I don't want to see any man bits from anyone else 

[SacDuc]

It should also be noted that dropping the last four pounds by shaving off your body hair is prohibited.

Looking at you Bacon Junkie. You IZ_ little Italian you.


sac