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Started by Travman, January 21, 2010, 02:53:00 AM

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Travman

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Travman


DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Travman

Quote from: DRKWNG on October 05, 2011, 04:49:01 PM
Your bike doesn't count.

[cheeky]
True, it isn't very cool looking when you see the whole bike, what with the tacky fiberglass saddlebags and dorky seat. 

Travman


Travman


The ModFather

2005 S2R 800 Analog Motorcycles Custom Build
2007 Sport Classic 1000S
2008 848 Track Bike
2015 Diavel Dark - Sold
2005 Monster 620 Dark - Sold

The ModFather

2005 S2R 800 Analog Motorcycles Custom Build
2007 Sport Classic 1000S
2008 848 Track Bike
2015 Diavel Dark - Sold
2005 Monster 620 Dark - Sold

The ModFather

2005 S2R 800 Analog Motorcycles Custom Build
2007 Sport Classic 1000S
2008 848 Track Bike
2015 Diavel Dark - Sold
2005 Monster 620 Dark - Sold

DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

ducatiz

Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

fastwin

 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] Great. There went my coffee all over the damn keyboard!
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Travman

#1527
NCR M4 One Shot - Claimed to have 132hp and weigh 286lbs

http://www.asphaltandrubber.com/bikes/ncr-m4-one-shot/#more-25529






ducatiz

The M4 is 286 lbs, the M4 One Shot is 278!!

278 lbs and 132hp??  FML!
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

mickyvee

 [thumbsup] Well, I am a new member, and have just looked through the whole 102 pages of this thread. I have owned a Jota, a Falcone, a Le Mans, a Griso, a V11, and the odd Benelli, I've realised what is missing in my life. Now, where's that sack with £40,000 in it, so I can get a 750 MV Sport? I can vividly remember seeing a brand new one in a shop in Bradford in the early 70's. It was £2500. Mind you, it may as well have been £25,000,000 as I was an apprentice on £8 a week!!!