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The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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Randimus Maximus

#1215
Yay, in Vegas!

For the third time already this year. [roll]

I hate this place.

Ooooh, they're filming a movie here too. Great.

Speedbag

Was in Vegas last fall for a trade show.

Came back way less than impressed. Meh.
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Stella

really really really really bad case of the inability to focus on work today.

[thumbsdown]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

KnightofNi

Quote from: Stella Stay Puffing on April 11, 2012, 09:22:04 AM
really really really really bad case of the inability to focus on work today.

[thumbsdown]

i think most of the people that read this during the workday are with you on that
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MikeZ

Quote from: KnightofNi on April 11, 2012, 10:15:50 AM
i think most of the people that read this during the workday are with you on that
+1 million billion...
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RAT900

My make the beast with two backsing haircut lady eliminated my sideburns...I mean they weren't like mutton chops or anything

but I like having something in front of the Dumbo ears to offset that they are a foot long each

make the beast with two backs I am too old to be vain...time to hitch the double-knit polyesters up to my armpits and not give a shit or something



This is an insult to the Pez community

ZLTFUL

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cokey

Lol.. word.. man I always pictured you to look like an older skinner vin diesel or something
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His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

Mother

#1223
that is an older vin diesel


in other news no one gives a shit about

I hurt my back on march 24

no big deal

went to work

was in the ER for meds 9 hrs later

got a couple days off of work per the ER doc

enjoy the impromptu vacation...

now enter newer younger management man who follows "the rules" to the letter with no concept of why they were written in the first place

3 weeks vacation for paperwork processing

because in the new world order a Dr's note isn't good enough anymore

I miss the old ways





found my old skin suit

RAT900

I have many faces....that is my "have to go to the office" one
This is an insult to the Pez community

RAT900

Quote from: Mother on April 11, 2012, 11:15:30 AM
that is an older vin diesel


in other news no one gives a shit about

I hurt my back on march 24

no big deal

went to work

was in the ER for meds 9 hrs later

got a couple days off of work per the ER doc

enjoy the impromptu vacation...

now enter newer younger management man who follows "the rules" to the letter with no concept of why they were written in the first place

3 weeks vacation for paperwork processing

because in the new world order a Dr's note isn't good enough anymore

I miss the old ways








vicodin vacations can be nice to change the pace a little

paperwork mongers are the bane of the earth
This is an insult to the Pez community

Stella

Quote from: RAT900 on April 11, 2012, 10:45:07 AM
My make the beast with two backsing haircut lady eliminated my sideburns...I mean they weren't like mutton chops or anything

but I like having something in front of the Dumbo ears to offset that they are a foot long each

make the beast with two backs I am too old to be vain...time to hitch the double-knit polyesters up to my armpits and not give a shit or something





someone will have you with rainbow-buttered-unicorn-pony-jumping-over-a-motorcycle-side-burns in no time.

;D

"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Speedbag

Quote from: RAT900 on April 11, 2012, 10:45:07 AM
My make the beast with two backsing haircut lady eliminated my sideburns...I mean they weren't like mutton chops or anything

but I like having something in front of the Dumbo ears to offset that they are a foot long each

make the beast with two backs I am too old to be vain...time to hitch the double-knit polyesters up to my armpits and not give a shit or something





Only if the double-knits are shorts and you're sporting knee-high black nylon socks with your sandals.  [thumbsup]
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

RAT900

Quote from: Stella Stay Puffing on April 11, 2012, 01:00:28 PM
someone will have you with rainbow-buttered-unicorn-pony-jumping-over-a-motorcycle-side-burns in no time.

;D



They can go for it....especially the haircut   [laugh]
This is an insult to the Pez community

Speeddog

I was thinking more along the lines of George Carlin.

Quote from: cokey on April 11, 2012, 11:12:57 AM
Lol.. word.. man I always pictured you to look like an older skinner vin diesel or something
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