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The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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DaniD

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Quote from: ducpainter on March 26, 2010, 03:10:33 AM
My basement is full of water.

Yay

Due to this years blizzard, it rained in my house for about two weeks...I now have a house with no drywall, carpet, wood floor... etc.


Oh, and did I mention that two days after removing said materials and leaving me with a gutted house, the one behind me caught on fire and the firemen busted my front door in to make sure no one was in our house and that our house wasn't burning down.  No one was home and they proceeded to pack up their stuff and just leave, no note, no "hey your house wasn't broken into, it was us"...just busted open the door, left it wide open and peaced out.
"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends."

KnightofNi

i was on television being interviewed about the soccer team.

i hate the way my voice sounds, and my head looked massive.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Big Troubled Bear

I am on my third Jack Daniels for the day already [drink]
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Stella

Cannot find my house or car keys (on the same key chain).   [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang]


DanID:  You be posting stuff that people DO GAS about.  Hopefully things turn around for you soon!
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

DaniD

How about this...

I really wanted a croissant, sausage egg and cheese sammie from Dunkin Donuts this morning...I got a bagel instead...now all day I'm gonna be pissed that I didn't get what I actually wanted!
"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends."

duccarlos

Since this is NOGAS I can speak about my shits all I want cause no one gives a shit. Anyway, buying an SS for the track when I get my tax refund.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Stella

Quote from: DaniD on March 26, 2010, 05:38:35 AM
How about this...

I really wanted a croissant, sausage egg and cheese sammie from Dunkin Donuts this morning...I got a bagel instead...now all day I'm gonna be pissed that I didn't get what I actually wanted!

Perfect!  Because we could really care less about your bagel issue.    ;D

And I still can't find my keys and I was just informed that we misinformed a vendor about a project that is going to cost our client likely a few more thousand.  Again:   [bang]

And I got a call that I'm not going to get a cheese delivery today.  That's the worst news!
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

KnightofNi

Quote from: Stella on March 26, 2010, 05:57:19 AM
Perfect!  Because we could really care less about your bagel issue.    ;D

And I still can't find my keys and I was just informed that we misinformed a vendor about a project that is going to cost our client likely a few more thousand.  Again:   [bang]

And I got a call that I'm not going to get a cheese delivery today.  That's the worst news!

how will you ever get by without cheese?
call in the nat'l guard!


[cheeky]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

herm

allergies....or a cold
either way, feeling like shit.
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

DaniD

Quote from: Stella on March 26, 2010, 05:57:19 AM
Perfect!  Because we could really care less about your bagel issue.    ;D

And I still can't find my keys and I was just informed that we misinformed a vendor about a project that is going to cost our client likely a few more thousand.  Again:   [bang]

And I got a call that I'm not going to get a cheese delivery today.  That's the worst news!


How 'bout some cheese with that whine....oh wait... [wine]
"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends."

Randimus Maximus

Quote from: DaniD on March 26, 2010, 06:06:42 AM

How 'bout some cheese with that whine....oh wait... [wine]

Thanks.  [roll]

This train wreck is happening in my house.  >:(

Stella

train wreck is about it.
keys still mia
client made a change that will wash our error
no cheese, therefore i wine/whine

oh what a day (but put in perspective it's ok!)
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

duccarlos

Baby girl is watching the barbie and the butterfly horse movie for like the 20th time in the past 2 days. Taking her out for lunch today.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

cyrus buelton

Quote from: ducpainter on March 26, 2010, 03:10:33 AM
My basement is full of water.

Yay


That sucks your pump failed on you.


My brother got paranoid about power outages so he rigged up some marine battery back up on his pump.

However, not related to your issue at all

So who gives a shit?

No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

Stella

I found my keys
on top of
the egg carton

[roll]
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein