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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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KnightofNi

#225
March 25, 2010, 11:47:11 AM
Quote from: DaniD on March 25, 2010, 10:20:18 AM
If by "hitting on you" you mean talking about your shits, you've been doing quite a bit of that already... [puke]

what? chicks don't like to hear about how much guys poop and what the consistency is?  ???

Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducatiz

#226
March 25, 2010, 11:52:08 AM
Quote from: DaniD on March 25, 2010, 10:20:18 AM
If by "hitting on you" you mean talking about your shits, you've been doing quite a bit of that already... [puke]

shitting regularly is healthy, i thought chicks like healthy guys... ???
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

SacDuc

#227
March 25, 2010, 11:54:03 AM
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 25, 2010, 11:47:11 AM
what? chicks don't like to hear about how much guys poop and what the consistency is?  ???



Same reason you don't want to know how heavy their flow is this month.

sac
HATERS GONNA HATE.

cyrus buelton

#228
March 25, 2010, 11:58:40 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 25, 2010, 11:54:03 AM
Same reason you don't want to know how heavy their flow is this month.

sac

Common discussion in your household?
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

cyrus buelton

#229
March 25, 2010, 12:00:25 PM
I had a Vas in December.

Just got my first test results.

My boys are still swimming; that's not good.


the nurse goes "make sure you still use protection"


um........no shit!!

No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

KnightofNi

#230
March 25, 2010, 12:55:18 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 25, 2010, 11:54:03 AM
Same reason you don't want to know how heavy their flow is this month.

sac

i have 3 sisters.
there are things i wish i couldn't pick up on that i do without even thinking about it.

Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

KnightofNi

#231
March 25, 2010, 12:56:54 PM
3.5 hours until the philadelphia union's first league game.
i hope they let us out of here soon.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducpainter

#232
March 25, 2010, 02:53:04 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 25, 2010, 11:47:11 AM
what? chicks don't like to hear about how much guys poop and what the consistency is?  ???


You're not good looking enough to pull that off. ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


herm

#233
March 25, 2010, 03:05:45 PM
Quote from: cyrus buelton on March 25, 2010, 12:00:25 PM
I had a Vas in December.

Just got my first test results.

My boys are still swimming; that's not good.


the nurse goes "make sure you still use protection"


um........no shit!!



warranty?
not that i give a shit,...
Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

the_Journeyman

#234
March 25, 2010, 03:47:43 PM
The fallout effect. 

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

ducatiz

#235
March 25, 2010, 05:13:38 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 25, 2010, 11:54:03 AM
Same reason you don't want to know how heavy their flow is this month.

sac

hmmm.. one is a universal behaviour and the other is the mark of the undead. 
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

cyrus buelton

#236
March 25, 2010, 05:53:06 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on March 25, 2010, 03:47:43 PM
The fallout effect. 

JM

No kids.

Lots of time together.

Not sure how many times it takes to get the remainder out but I think enough action has gone down in this household to process the desired number of "movements" or whatever.

Quote from: herm (not herb) on March 25, 2010, 03:05:45 PM
warranty?
not that i give a shit,...

Absolutely.

1 in 500 don't take the first time.

Pretty favorably in my opinion but for once I get screwed on that god damn small percentage.

Oh well, just another few days off work, valium, and vicodin.

Better than my make the beast with two backsing job.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

ducpainter

#237
March 26, 2010, 03:10:33 AM
My basement is full of water.

Yay
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


rgramjet

#238
March 26, 2010, 03:38:18 AM
Clogged gutters?
NTIGAS
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducpainter

#239
March 26, 2010, 04:05:43 AM
Quote from: rgramjet on March 26, 2010, 03:38:18 AM
Clogged gutters?
NTIGAS
failed pump...

ntygas
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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