The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

[rgramjet]

What worked for the rodent issue?  We used pro model bait boxes at my hunt club cabin.  No more squirrel sized rats, woo hoo!

[RAT900]

poison bait boxes with peanut butter flavored blue poison packets skewered in them

also elimination of all food, water and shelter sources

I am sure the remaining ones are partying at someone else's house in the neighborhood

[Speeddog]

A good friend of mine moved from Oregon to Washington in 2004, and sent me a Christmas card with his Washington phone number.
Then shortly afterward, he moved to a different town to help his mom out, didn't get the number.
I figured I'd lost touch forever.
His name is *really* common....

Looking through my address book, saw the card, and figured I'd Google for his phone number in the town on his 2004 Christmas card.
Showed the same number as what's on the card.
Called it and he's been there the whole time.


But hey...I've re-established contact. 

True NOGAS:
The cover/rockerswitch on my Bluetooth earpiece fell off, and I can't find it.
Looks like a cyborg peanut now.

[Stella]

ok, we have a deadline to meet. 

when I say I'm going to fax you something right away, I'm going to fax it right away and will get verification that it went through successfully.

don't. wait. a. freeking. day. to. tell. me. you. didn't. get. it.




jeebers!!!

[RAT900]

condolences,,,, I too am awash in a sea of stupid....the dreaded undertoad is pulling me down

[Stella]

And I send the same (appointed, have no choice) 70 y/o "graphic designer" the actual specs, the measurements of EACH component, every iota of detail of an entire display....but she doesn't use them.

"I go by gut feel"


WTF?!?!?!?!?


I can't help but start laughing at this point.       

[RAT900]

beware the undertoad of stupid

[Stella]

 

thanks.


(And I'm sure I've been that toad on occasion so I can't point too many fingers.)

[RAT900]

I just had a Sales Director re-write a cover letter I did for his bid...

he modified it from high english into full bore incoherence

if this is a glimpse into how his brain operates he should feel ethically

and morally compelled to shoot himself under the Darwin Clause

[Stella]

I just had a Sales Director re-write a cover letter I did for his bid...

he modified it from high english into full bore incoherence

if this is a glimpse into how his brain operates he should feel ethically

and morally compelled to shoot himself under the Darwin Clause

I'm going to have to remember to post the copy that was written for the web pages of the division I deal with.  It's entertaining.  It makes me feel better about what little education I did get.

[RAT900]

this was "all your base are belong to us" grade text


This is the kind of shit I deal with

Uhhh...what did she just say?? Miss Teen South Carolina 2007

[RAT900]

If you can't fix the problem then just outlive it

I led half my life as a sociopathic narcissistic make the beast with two backs-up...

using people and their feelings like consumable goods because I was so dead inside

25 years later I still have occasional time-bombs from the past going off

get used to it...your "run" wasn't free,,,, and you'll never be free from your run

just the way it works...

keep moving forward and accept life on life's terms

the alternatives aren't good ones

[SacDuc]

Perfect thread to let everyone know that time now allows for me to post here now and then. I know, you must just be thrilled.

sac

[lethe]

Perfect thread to let everyone know that time now allows for me to post here now and then. I know, you must just be thrilled.

sac

can't you hear me doing a jig.... while blowing bubbles
it's that happy an occasion

[The Bacon Junkie]

Perfect thread to let everyone know that time now allows for me to post here now and then. I know, you must just be thrilled.

sac

Dude...

I'm ecstatic!

Well, actually I don't give a shit if you post or not, but I am glad you're getting a little more down time and not running yourself quite so ragged... 

Now, get me a beer... Fukc Ass!!!