The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

[Stella]

 

my brain and my fingers are not cooperating.

need to write cover letter asap and send to HR director (at his request) to a place I've been trying to get in to for several years

why must they be in conflict now?

[teddy037.3]

meh.

[RAT900]

my brain and my fingers are not cooperating.

need to write cover letter asap and send to HR director (at his request) to a place I've been trying to get in to for several years

why must they be in conflict now?

Oh I could have helped!!!

Dear Sir/Madam

Thank you for your interest in me as a candidate for the position of xxxxxx, enclosed please find my CV for your review.  

As you may be/are aware I have been actively pursuing a position in your firm as I believe there is a defininte match between your requirements and my skills. In addition, I find the mission and values expressed by your organization to be consistent with my personal goals and standards.

I welcome the opportunity to further discuss how I would approach a career at xxxxx with the ferocity, urgency and explosive energy of a fully irrigated bowel!

Please contact me at your convenience, I can be reached at the email address above or at xxx-xxx-xxxx

Best regards
Polly Stay Puffing

[TiNi]

 

[RAT900]

I am thinking of compiling a list of really bad and wrong metaphors, analogies and similes   

the sailor was drunker than 10 Navajo's

she condensed herself tightly like genitalia shocked by icy water

[Stella]

Oh I could have helped!!!

Dear Sir/Madam

Thank you for your interest in me as a candidate for the position of xxxxxx, enclosed please find my CV for your review.  

As you may be/are aware I have been actively pursuing a position in your firm as I believe there is a defininte match between your requirements and my skills. In addition, I find the mission and values expressed by your organization to be consistent with my personal goals and standards.

I welcome the opportunity to further discuss how I would approach a career at xxxxx with the ferocity, urgency and explosive energy of a fully irrigated bowel!

Please contact me at your convenience, I can be reached at the email address above or at xxx-xxx-xxxx

Best regards
Polly Stay Puffing

Yes, this!   

I did actually think for a moment of calling in a Rat to implore him for help!

[cokey]

Starting watching hbo series deadwood this week..  how did I miss this..

[ZLTFUL]

Starting watching hbo series deadwood this week..  how did I miss this..

You and me both (missing it part). I got done watching the series during my 1 year hiatus from doing anything even remotely resembling work.

[Speedbag]

I am thinking of compiling a list of really bad and wrong metaphors, analogies and similes   

the sailor was drunker than 10 Navajo's

she condensed herself tightly like genitalia shocked by icy water

Please do. One can never really possess too many really bad metaphors, analogies, or similes.

[NAKID]

the sailor was drunker than 10 Navajo's

I've been that sailor...

[Speeddog]

I am thinking of compiling a list of really bad and wrong metaphors, analogies and similes   

the sailor was drunker than 10 Navajo's

she condensed herself tightly like genitalia shocked by icy water

If you could work the word 'slickling' into one, that'd be spectacular. 

[RAT900]

Unfortunately I am operating on the company laptop so "content" is an issue

perhaps when I get back north and can get on my own machine............

[cokey]

You and me both (missing it part). I got done watching the series during my 1 year hiatus from doing anything even remotely resembling work.

Don't read the wiki about the show n town till after you finished the season.   

[RAT900]

his tender intimate caresses

made her feel warm and safe

like the times when she was left alone

with her grandfather

[MikeZ]

his tender intimate caresses

made her feel warm and safe

like the times when she was left alone

with her grandfather

That's so wrong
LOL