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The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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KnightofNi

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Quote from: jaxduc on June 21, 2012, 04:58:37 PM
I bet she's fat and ugly

actually, no she's not.

Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Stella

Been contemplating bringing in another foster and message below miraculously appears in my email this morning (what timing!).

I can't wait until he shows up!  I will love him and feed him and.... Punch him in the neck.   [roll]

"Permit me to inform you of my desire of asking you to be a guardian orfoster parent to me and then help me out in what I about to tell you My name is Abdi Damal I am 23 years and i just arrived from Somalia contact mevia Email: abdidalmar77@hotmail.comYour’s FaithfullyAbdi Damal"
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

ZLTFUL

But it's a Somali...he can teach you how to be a PIRATE!  :o
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KnightofNi

Quote from: Stella on June 22, 2012, 07:49:41 AM
Been contemplating bringing in another foster and message below miraculously appears in my email this morning (what timing!).

I can't wait until he shows up!  I will love him and feed him and.... Punch him in the neck.   [roll]

"Permit me to inform you of my desire of asking you to be a guardian orfoster parent to me and then help me out in what I about to tell you My name is Abdi Damal I am 23 years and i just arrived from Somalia contact mevia Email: abdidalmar77@hotmail.comYour’s FaithfullyAbdi Damal"

this could be fun! tell him you would love to help out a fellow member of The Church, and you are preparing his chambers now with the traditional aardvark skins and grass clippings. Then give him the address of the police station.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Randimus Maximus

Comcast technical support is a joke.

/I hate cable/internet/phone companies.
//I also need a beer.

cokey

We don't like u much either..  just pay us.


[evil]


One our cable guy whims, "eh, my cable works"
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

supperduc

My S4RS' annual premium for full insurance coverage only cost $158, including towing and stuff. I like. [thumbsup] 
07 S4Rs - Commuter
06 749s - Garage Queen

LMT

Yesterday, June 22, was the coldest one on record. High for the day was 55. Now it is 61 and raining.


Stella

Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on June 23, 2012, 12:40:49 PM
Yesterday, June 22, was the coldest one on record. High for the day was 55. Now it is 61 and raining.



We're 50 degrees warmer! 


:P
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

triangleforge

NOGAS that:

A) While AM was away for a couple of days in Northern Cali, I spent the day pushing ahead on our house painting project as a surprise. As excited as I was to use the paint sprayer, I was brutally reminded that painting is pretty fast no matter how you do it, but prep is a bastard.

B) She missed her flight home this afternoon, is stuck in Oakland for the night, and so now I feel obligated to finish off the trim tomorrow.
By hammer and hand all arts do stand.
2000 Cagiva Gran Canyon

ungeheuer

make the beast with two backsing bastard POS Fujitsu laptop  [bang].

Of course what I ought do is box it up and send it back to Salt Mine I.T. support, and use an ancient even greater POS loaner for 17 weeks while they get around to ordering a board for it  [bang].

But instead.... I've reduced it to its core components 11ty billion times today (that actually is an underestimation of the number of times I've had the make the beast with two backsing bastard POS in bits) to repair the charging circuit.  It tests OK.... I button the twat mother make the beast with two backser back up and it fails again 12 minutes later  [bang].

On the plus side:
1) I am now an expert in reducing this thing to components.  A blindfold would be no hindrance.
2) This time it seems to be holding  ;D

On the down side:
I'm gonna regret having said 2) outloud  [bang]
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Scoober1103

Quote from: ungeheuer on June 24, 2012, 03:56:24 AM
It tests OK.... I button the twat mother make the beast with two backser back up and it fails again 12 minutes later  [bang].
That's outstanding!  [laugh]

I think my 3 yr old would leave it behind my car for me one morning! ;D
09 M1100 + stuff.
07 GSXR750 stock as a......
15 KTM Freeride 250r for hurting myself!

Quote from: koko64 on April 02, 2014, 02:52:23 AM
Don't buy cheap shit, it can cut your balls off.

Randimus Maximus

Quote from: Randimus Maximus on June 22, 2012, 06:05:15 PM
Comcast technical support is a joke.

/I hate cable/internet/phone companies.
//I also need a beer.

New modem installed this morning.

Hoping this fixes the intermittent issues.


Stella

And my brand new work issued HP laptop is such a piece of crap.  Even though the president is an Apple guy, he wouldn't approve a Mac.  And yet we've spent so much with our once a week outsourced IT "support" trying to fix and properly configure this thing we could have bought 11ty billion MacBooks for what we spent on IT and what we lost in productivity. 

I hate this place today.


;D

"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein