The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

[Stella]

ugh August.....

ugh 2012

Yup.

Pissing down every day AND freezing cold.

On the bright side I passed a tow truck today from a company called "Proactive Towing" 

Presumably they tow your car before the breakdown/collision 

Please pass the pissing and freezing. 



You can keep the towing business over there.   

[RAT900]

true...no real need to single out any particular month...the prevailing suckage has been widespread

[LMT]

You can keep the towing business over there.   

IF here, it could follow IZ around 

[Stella]

Very good (and valid) point.   

[Ducatamount]

I picked up a half inch carriage bolt in my tire at midnight Sat. but made it home before totally flat.
About 8mi. from home and losing pressure slowly. 35mph the whole way,tic,tic,tic,tic,tic,tic.......

[DesmoDiva]

11 days till my big race!! 

Taper starts today.

Butterflies are starting.

[Stella]

11 days till my big race!!  

Taper starts today.

Butterflies are starting.

I'm so excited that you're doing

IRONMAN CANADA!

[Speeddog]

Go Diva! 

In other news, it was 105ËšF in the shade here.
Retarded hot.
Swamp cooler knocks it down to low 90's, but then it's not a dry heat anymore....

[DesmoDiva]

I'm so excited that you're doing

IRONMAN CANADA!

I only do those in my dreams.   

[Stella]

I know you could do it but sacrificing social, home and puppy life may not be worth it.   




In other news, I think someone has a voodoo doll of me and is stabbing me in my lower back.  When I least expect it, I writhe in pain and this salty, watery discharge comes out from my eyes.

[LMT]

I swear, sometimes the under water mortgage is all that keeps me here.

[ungeheuer]

Weird. 

Today for the first time in living memory.... as walked around outside... a faint monochrome silhouette - exactly like me... (but thinner and taller  ) - followed me everywhere. 

Please pass the pissing and freezing. 

Really?

What you got to trade?

[RAT900]

26 years ago today I was in Ben Lomond, Ca. standing by the steam running thru the park

The air turned almost like a liquid and started hitting me like ripples of energy

I turned to the friend standing next to me and said "my life is about to change forever"

I was right, 5 days later the shit came in fast and furious

and kept coming for a month after that

and my life did change

[Randimus Maximus]

I just got home from a really kick ass ride on my road bike.

Seriously.

Here are the details to prove it:

Distance - 33.2 miles (that's 53.4km  )
Time - 2:23:50
Average Speed - 13.9mph (there were a lot of stop signs, stop lights, and I stopped to talk to my neighbor).
Elevation gain - 1,070ft
Calories burned - 1,725

And I'm only posting this because I can.   

[Stella]

Weird. 

Today for the first time in living memory.... as walked around outside... a faint monochrome silhouette - exactly like me... (but thinner and taller  ) - followed me everywhere. 
Really?

What you got to trade?

Mops, squeegees, buckets and red flannel pajamas that have gotten no use in too long.