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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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LMT

#1620
September 12, 2012, 07:14:48 PM
Quote from: Stella on September 12, 2012, 06:51:32 PM
The moose humper has arrived.


[thumbsup]

Ask him why he always bypasses Seattle? My feeling will be hurt  :-*

Bick

#1621
September 12, 2012, 08:09:38 PM
Quote from: Stella on September 12, 2012, 06:51:32 PM
The moose humper has arrived.



How long is said violator of moose going to be in our fine state?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

KnightofNi

#1622
September 12, 2012, 08:13:30 PM
Quote from: Bick on September 12, 2012, 08:09:38 PM


How long is said violator of moose going to be in our fine state?

I'm only here for the night. Sorry
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ducpainter

#1623
September 13, 2012, 03:18:42 AM
this thread and TOSAT...

hmmm.

You guys need to stop GAS
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


elyse

#1624
September 15, 2012, 01:38:17 PM
im pretty sure i have a giant black cloud following me around wherever i go....
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

LMT

#1625
September 25, 2012, 09:12:52 PM
3 more board meetings and I am done! So tired of listening to pissy, mad, and weird homeowners.

Randimus Maximus

#1626
September 25, 2012, 09:21:18 PM
Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on September 25, 2012, 09:12:52 PM
3 more board meetings and I am done! So tired of listening to pissy, mad, and weird homeowners.

Seems like that sentence, er term, was quite quick!

DesmoDiva

#1627
September 26, 2012, 09:57:07 AM
Bored at work....

'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

rgramjet

#1628
September 26, 2012, 05:25:46 PM
I wish people would stop shitting and throwing up in front of my house and place of business!
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Howie

#1629
September 26, 2012, 08:37:02 PM
Quote from: rgramjet on September 26, 2012, 05:25:46 PM
I wish people would stop shitting and throwing up in front of my house and place of business!

Evidently some people give a shit :P

ducpainter

#1630
September 27, 2012, 04:39:04 AM
waaay too much giving a shit in here.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Stella

#1631
September 27, 2012, 05:29:28 AM
I have two days of out of town meetings with a loony.

Constant:  "hey mama" this and "hey mama" that. "hey mama hey mama hey mama hey mama....".

I AM NOT A MAMA!!!!!


I tried to steer the car off a cliff yesterday en route to meet her but the wheel wouldn't turn.


:P
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

RAT900

#1632
September 27, 2012, 05:42:30 AM
Went into work/NYC 3 days in a suit over the past week....which is enough to send me over the edge

Met my new director....Egyptian national

just back from Cairo (no kidding) said he was pretty tired....

my inner-Lenny Bruce/Don Rickles was ricocheting off the inside walls of my skull

trying insanely to take over control of my vocal chords...

I kept the mouth filters in place despite the motherlode of potential material...it was exhausting

actually he is very nice fellow, we should get along quite well
This is an insult to the Pez community

MendoDave

#1633
September 27, 2012, 05:57:18 AM
Quote from: Stella on September 27, 2012, 05:29:28 AM
I have two days of out of town meetings with a loony.

Constant:  "hey mama" this and "hey mama" that. "hey mama hey mama hey mama hey mama....".

I AM NOT A MAMA!!!!!


I tried to steer the car off a cliff yesterday en route to meet her but the wheel wouldn't turn.



:P



Would this be better for you?

Marlon Brando ~ 'Hey Stella!'~ A Streetcar Named Desire

zooom

#1634
September 27, 2012, 06:23:46 AM
Dave...you should have posted a video from the show "Dinosaurs" of the baby dinosaur hitting the dad with the frying pan screaming "Not the Mama!"
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