The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

[ungeheuer]

Dave...you should have posted a video from the show "Dinosaurs" of the baby dinosaur hitting the dad with the frying pan screaming "Not the Mama!"

[ducpainter]

We really don't need two TOSAT's people.

If you GAS enough to reply to a post in this thread you automatically GAS and are off topic.

Go to TOSAT...or facebook...but not here.

Sooo..you all decide.

[ungeheuer]

Apropos of nothing:

I have a Corbin.  My butt never hurts.

[MendoDave]

Dave...you should have posted a video from the show "Dinosaurs" of the baby dinosaur hitting the dad with the frying pan screaming "Not the Mama!"

Never seen that. But I've been wanting to post that one for a while

[elyse]

We really don't need two TOSAT's people.

If you GAS enough to reply to a post in this thread you automatically GAS and are off topic.

Go to TOSAT...or facebook...but not here.

Sooo..you all decide.

hmmmm..now im confused...i blame the blonde highlights... but should we nogas to that? 

(jusssssssssst kidding before you inflict your nh winter weather on me)

[the_Journeyman]

I have an oil seep.

JM

[Ddan]

I have an oil seep.

JM

Have you been to the doctor?

Not that I GAS...   

[DesmoDiva]

Sallie mae f*cking sucks!!

[elyse]

Have you been to the doctor?

Not that I GAS...   

clears throat *ahem* in my best dp voice.....

TAKE IT TO TOSAT!!

[elyse]

i want to be an admin...yelling at people is fun 

[ducpainter]

i want to be an admin...yelling at people is fun 

waaaaay make the beast with two backsing over rated....

[rgramjet]

When the pain of realizing your efforts were unappreciated subsides...

you'll be much better off.

Not that I GAS but at what point did responding become a no no?

[ducpainter]

Not that I GAS but at what point did responding become a no no?

Today

[Stella]

 

Was going to say something oh so profound (to no one else) about incompetence but thought, F it.  Head bang more appropriate.

One more:   

[RAT900]

I am 61, I am done with work....make the beast with two backsing retire at 65? what incredible horse shit...if I quit now and pull my pension I lose about 25% of it

they don't like the idea of me betting my longevity against their cash balances

great deal....not!!! you work until you are old enough to leave the employment palace of all things make the beast with two backstarded

so you can spend the twilight years waiting on line in doctors offices to address your next deteriorating health issue?

what a make the beast with two backsing deal...."good morning Mr. Rat, you look a little wild-eyed and stressed, you have to cut back on your canned K-N-L ration and increase your dry food intake

and no Fancy Feast cat food for you...way too rich........"


oh and your 401K?....well that little pipe dream of pretend got the full ass to mouth butt-raping by the make the beast with two backsing financial geniuses on Wall Street

so that the scrap of chewed-up waning life they throw back to you at the end of your run....well now it has all sorts of new challenges built into it for you

I want out now....I probably won't live long enough to consume my retirement bennies anyway

and the kids...in their 30's and still trying to pluck dollars off the parental money tree while pissing on it .....because they are children of divorce

make the beast with two backs you...

you want to play a game of crappy childhood cards?........... I'll meet whatever bet you want to make on that hand you're holding and raise it 11ty billion

you have no make the beast with two backsing idea what a crappy childhood is

and you have no make the beast with two backsing clue as to how unbelievably lucky you are that I was decent enough to not pass the authentic version on to you

you like the nanny gov't....well then, go get on your own line...lord knows we funded the world of no-victim-left-behind programs enough for you to go queue-up to get your cut

oh guess that's too much like work huh?

make the beast with two backs them make the beast with two backs them make the beast with two backs them all


Other than the above things are just humming right along