The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

[Speedbag]

Yep, pretty much. 

[zooom]

I am 61, I am done with work....make the beast with two backsing retire at 65? what incredible horse shit...if I quit now and pull my pension I lose about 25% of it

they don't like the idea of me betting my longevity against their cash balances

great deal....not!!! you work until you are old enough to leave the employment palace of all things make the beast with two backstarded

so you can spend the twilight years waiting on line in doctors offices to address your next deteriorating health issue?

what a make the beast with two backsing deal...."good morning Mr. Rat, you look a little wild-eyed and stressed, you have to cut back on your canned K-N-L ration and increase your dry food intake

and no Fancy Feast cat food for you...way too rich........"


oh and your 401K?....well that little pipe dream of pretend got the full ass to mouth butt-raping by the make the beast with two backsing financial geniuses on Wall Street

so that the scrap of chewed-up waning life they throw back to you at the end of your run....well now it has all sorts of new challenges built into it for you

I want out now....I probably won't live long enough to consume my retirement bennies anyway

and the kids...in their 30's and still trying to pluck dollars off the parental money tree while pissing on it .....because they are children of divorce

make the beast with two backs you...

you want to play a game of crappy childhood cards?........... I'll meet whatever bet you want to make on that hand you're holding and raise it 11ty billion

you have no make the beast with two backsing idea what a crappy childhood is

and you have no make the beast with two backsing clue as to how unbelievably lucky you are that I was decent enough to not pass the authentic version on to you

you like the nanny gov't....well then, go get on your own line...lord knows we funded the world of no-victim-left-behind programs enough for you to go queue-up to get your cut

oh guess that's too much like work huh?

make the beast with two backs them make the beast with two backs them make the beast with two backs them all


Other than the above things are just humming right along

I say..."go fish"

[Randimus Maximus]

And we are already 7 minutes past our scheduled departure time.

[MendoDave]

Ask me if I care. 

[Stella]

Outside of my basement closet office where I work is a living room type area with a sofa.  A woman is on said sofa waiting for someone else here in the building.

It appears as if she's had a long weekend as well.  She took her shoes off (thoughtful, sort of) to lay down on the sofa.

But now she's snoring.  And farting.


 

[Dirty Duc]

Work sucks... I was going to put in a late-breaking bid for a set of dual-sport rims (read extra-heavy cheap ass three-spokers)... stupid meeting ran over, almost late to school, forgot stupid auction was closing today, and the damned things sold for $40.50 shipped!

[triangleforge]

Got on my road bike for the first time in way too long (not like I've done a ton of MTB riding over the summer either), and did a short ride up to one of the easy passes around town & back. It hurt, a whole lot more than it should.

[Stella]

Hmmm... someone else sleeping on the couch outside my office at the moment.  Weird.   At least no bodily noises. Yet.

[Ddan]

I just bit the crap out of my tongue   

[TiNi]

 

[Ddan]

Thanks for giving a shit   

[Scoober1103]

After being laid up in bed crook all day yesterday I have so much to do today......but even I don't give a sh!t!

[jaxduc]

The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread YOUR MOM!

[zooom]

The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread YOUR MOM!

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[Ducatamount]

19 deg.F. here this A.M.