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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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duccarlos

I'm sick... again. Damn 3rd world viruses.
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my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

elyse

so, my power is out in 2 bedrooms, a bathroom, a hallway & my back porch.. an electrician was here on friday, for 3 hrs...after 3 hrs, he said the problem was with the wires coming into the electrical panel from the electric co....sooooo electric co. came out at 9pm Friday night & of course they say nothing is wrong.... sooooooo electrician comes back out saturday am, spends another 3 hrs & still can't find the problem... he literally shrugged his shoulders & said "i'm going home & i'll be back monday"... grrrrrr.....so today he calls around 10:30 & says he'll be here at noon..um yeah it's now 2:15 & he JUST showed up

unfortunately or fortunately, not sure which, he was sent from my home warranty company, so i just have to suffer through it until he either fixes it or decides he's unable to fix it...
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

brimo

Another day in the Queensland bush with nothing much to look at apart from the odd wallaby and lots of trees. Bit of rain, now sunny and humid. Haven't even spotted one snake, that would at least raise the adrenalin level for a second or two.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

ungeheuer

Kirks Dry Ginger doesnt taste as nice as Schweppes Dry Ginger.

But soon I wont give a shit either  ;D
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zooom

Quote from: ungeheuer on December 14, 2012, 01:20:00 AM
Kirks Dry Ginger doesnt taste as nice as Schweppes Dry Ginger.

But soon I wont give a shit either  ;D

try finding some good olde fashioned Ginger Beer....most people don't give a rats ass about it due to the lack of alchohol...but it is still good stuff!
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AdmiralKit

Quote from: elyse on December 10, 2012, 02:21:07 PM
so, my power is out in 2 bedrooms, a bathroom, a hallway & my back porch.. an electrician was here on friday, for 3 hrs...after 3 hrs, he said the problem was with the wires coming into the electrical panel from the electric co....sooooo electric co. came out at 9pm Friday night & of course they say nothing is wrong.... sooooooo electrician comes back out saturday am, spends another 3 hrs & still can't find the problem... he literally shrugged his shoulders & said "i'm going home & i'll be back monday"... grrrrrr.....so today he calls around 10:30 & says he'll be here at noon..um yeah it's now 2:15 & he JUST showed up

unfortunately or fortunately, not sure which, he was sent from my home warranty company, so i just have to suffer through it until he either fixes it or decides he's unable to fix it...

Do you have the GFCI outlets with the Test/Reset buttons?  I spent 4 hours the other night trying to figure out why one of the circuits in my house was down but the breaker wasn't tripped, and it turned out that one of those outlets had been wired as an extra breaker in the circuit and had tripped.  It can be anywhere in the circuit.

brimo

Quote from: elyse on December 10, 2012, 02:21:07 PM
so, my power is out in 2 bedrooms, a bathroom, a hallway & my back porch.. an electrician was here on friday, for 3 hrs...after 3 hrs, he said the problem was with the wires coming into the electrical panel from the electric co....sooooo electric co. came out at 9pm Friday night & of course they say nothing is wrong.... sooooooo electrician comes back out saturday am, spends another 3 hrs & still can't find the problem... he literally shrugged his shoulders & said "i'm going home & i'll be back monday"... grrrrrr.....so today he calls around 10:30 & says he'll be here at noon..um yeah it's now 2:15 & he JUST showed up

unfortunately or fortunately, not sure which, he was sent from my home warranty company, so i just have to suffer through it until he either fixes it or decides he's unable to fix it...
I was an electrician in a previous life, if you can't find a fault in a house in 3 hours (no matter how big the house) you ain't an electrician.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

elyse

Quote from: AdmiralKit on December 14, 2012, 06:38:38 AM
Do you have the GFCI outlets with the Test/Reset buttons?  I spent 4 hours the other night trying to figure out why one of the circuits in my house was down but the breaker wasn't tripped, and it turned out that one of those outlets had been wired as an extra breaker in the circuit and had tripped.  It can be anywhere in the circuit.
i do have the gfci outlets..it turned out to be a light switch..but he was alll over the place with his thoughts on the problem.. he was out here on friday, saturday, monday & finally fixed it on tuesday..well actually i fixed it, but thats another story..

Quote from: brimo on December 14, 2012, 01:31:25 PM
I was an electrician in a previous life, if you can't find a fault in a house in 3 hours (no matter how big the house) you ain't an electrician.
allegedly hes been an electrician for 40 years & has a contractors license and is a certified home inspector.. oh well, problem is fixed, for now anyway
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

Speedbag

Quote from: brimo on December 14, 2012, 01:31:25 PM
I was an electrician in a previous life, if you can't find a fault in a house in 3 hours (no matter how big the house) you ain't an electrician.

+1

Hell, I can do that and I'm just a dumb engineer.  ;D
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AdmiralKit

Quote from: elyse on December 14, 2012, 02:01:10 PM
i do have the gfci outlets..it turned out to be a light switch..but he was alll over the place with his thoughts on the problem.. he was out here on friday, saturday, monday & finally fixed it on tuesday..well actually i fixed it, but thats another story..

My christmas lights got a bit out of control, and I ended up spending 4 hours learning a few lessons about GFCI outlets the other night trying to figure out why one circuit in my house wouldn't work but the breaker wasn't tripped.

Ducatamount

Drove by the racetrack (NH Speedway) last night and they had about a half mile of crazy Christmas light display. Pretty cool.
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DesmoDiva

Would love to see my husband for more than dinner.   :P
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lethe

Quote from: DesmoDiva on December 19, 2012, 04:34:19 PM
Would love to see my husband for more than dinner.   :P
that's about all my wife and I see one another during the week
I get home and she's getting up.
I go to bed and she's headed to work.
:P
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Buckethead

Aaaaahahahaha.

Went on a second date yesterday that went great.  :D

Was told today that she'd found her soul mate and hoped we could still be friends.  :P

Whatevs. She's someone else's problem now. Imma eat some bratwurst and drink some beer.
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