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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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Speedbag

#105
March 18, 2010, 06:15:15 AM
 :o

I thought something was up if I poop three times a day....usually it's just twice.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

duccarlos

#106
March 18, 2010, 06:53:28 AM
I took the girl to daycare, now I need to get my son from school. At some point I also need to eat and get some actual work done.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

ducatiz

#107
March 18, 2010, 07:29:34 AM
Quote from: duccarlos on March 18, 2010, 06:53:28 AM
I took the girl to daycare, now I need to get my son from school. At some point I also need to eat and get some actual work done.

tough job teabagging everyone's motorcycles....
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Oldfisti

#108
March 18, 2010, 09:54:15 AM
I still like cheese.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

ducatiz

#109
March 18, 2010, 10:46:28 AM
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

KnightofNi

#110
March 18, 2010, 10:49:49 AM
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Oldfisti

#111
March 18, 2010, 10:55:08 AM
You guys crack me up.



[laugh]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

SacDuc

#112
March 18, 2010, 10:56:52 AM

This should have been the "make the beast with two backs it, Inside we all still think like 12 year old boys so we might as well act like it thread."

[laugh]

sac


/poopie!
HATERS GONNA HATE.

duccarlos

#113
March 18, 2010, 01:13:40 PM
Sea salt & pepper cashews

Waiting for the wife so that she can tell me we're not having sex.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

Grampa

#114
March 18, 2010, 02:16:38 PM
paid the tags on the 1098 today

found out I'll be coaching basketball for the local special olympics team last night

purchased t-shirt printing supplies today

got a letter from Nissan say'n "thanks for the money, the truck is all yours now"

filled out an application for school bus driver school this morning

I'm on my second can of Monster

I took a 25min nap after lunch

priced bike gloves on the net most of the day






Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

ducpainter

#115
March 18, 2010, 03:15:31 PM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 18, 2010, 10:56:52 AM
This should have been the "make the beast with two backs it, Inside we all still think like 12 year old boys so we might as well act like it thread."

[laugh]

sac


/poopie!
Awwww...

the kids are growing up...
:'( :'( :'(

;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


DesmoDiva

#116
March 18, 2010, 03:21:54 PM
Got nada done today

and bored out of my gourd.

Suppose to be working, but not feeling the creative juices flowing.
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

Popeye the Sailor

#117
March 18, 2010, 03:25:56 PM
I can eat fifty eggs.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

DesmoDiva

#118
March 18, 2010, 03:30:27 PM
Just like you can eat 3 pounds of bacon??
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

Oldfisti

#119
March 18, 2010, 03:47:23 PM
I don't believe Luke can eat 50 eggs.


I however can eat 3# of  [bacon] and am not scared to prove it.


;)


[bacon] [bacon] [bacon]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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