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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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Grampa

#135
March 19, 2010, 01:08:43 PM
I had lunch with Warlocks today.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

duccarlos

#136
March 19, 2010, 01:10:32 PM
I will buy a bumper sticker that says "I beat up my son who is on the honor roll".
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

ducpainter

#137
March 19, 2010, 01:25:16 PM
Quote from: duccarlos on March 19, 2010, 01:06:49 PM
Kid made the honor roll. Officially going to start getting beat up. Time for martial arts.
Quote from: duccarlos on March 19, 2010, 01:10:32 PM
I will buy a bumper sticker that says "I beat up my son who is on the honor roll".
I hope he kicks the shit out of you. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


lethe

#138
March 19, 2010, 03:28:33 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 19, 2010, 01:25:16 PM
I hope he kicks the shit out of you. ;D
he's probably already a foot taller than him
'05 Monster 620
'86 FZ600
'05 KTM SMC 625

1KDS

#139
March 19, 2010, 03:38:07 PM
yesterday it was 64 and sunny, today it snowed
Every bike I've ever owned.

ducatiz

#140
March 19, 2010, 04:29:26 PM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 18, 2010, 03:25:56 PM
I can eat fifty eggs.

What kind?  Tobiko or Ostrich?
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

#141
March 19, 2010, 04:31:15 PM
Quote from: ducatiz on March 19, 2010, 04:29:26 PM
What kind?  Tobiko or Ostrich?
Sturgeon
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Popeye the Sailor

#143
March 19, 2010, 06:00:27 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 19, 2010, 04:31:15 PM
Sturgeon

Oh Caviar comes from the virgin Sturgeon
The virgin sturgeon's a very fine fish,
The virgin sturgeon needs no urgin',
To make caviar my dish....
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

Randimus Maximus

#144
March 19, 2010, 07:42:47 PM
Quote from: 1KDS on March 19, 2010, 03:38:07 PM
yesterday it was 64 and sunny, today it snowed

are you in colorado?

krolik

#145
March 19, 2010, 08:43:50 PM
I like beer.
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

ducatiz

#146
March 20, 2010, 02:14:27 AM
Quote from: MrIncredible on March 19, 2010, 06:00:27 PM
Oh Caviar comes from the virgin Sturgeon
The virgin sturgeon's a very fine fish,
The virgin sturgeon needs no urgin',
To make caviar my dish....

make the beast with two backsin' Nick Cave!  rofl!
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Jobu

#147
March 20, 2010, 05:42:13 PM
(@  )( @ )

DesmoDiva

#148
March 20, 2010, 05:43:34 PM
Vending machines are  [evil]









Cheetos and Pepsi taste goood!!
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

Grampa

#149
March 20, 2010, 05:53:30 PM
I have an okie tan


and a tummy full of in and out
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell
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