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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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Grampa

#180
March 23, 2010, 07:01:54 PM
just lectured a 12 year old
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

SacDuc

#181
March 23, 2010, 07:03:51 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 23, 2010, 07:01:54 PM
just lectured a 12 year old

And I'm sure it was as meaningful for him as all of the lectures you received at that age still are to you.

sac

/the kid probably doesn't give a shit
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TiNi

#182
March 24, 2010, 12:40:55 AM
Quote from: herm (not herb) on March 23, 2010, 04:16:52 PM
buying a house next monday

i know i'm not supposed to give a poop... but  [thumbsup] ;D

RAT900

#183
March 24, 2010, 01:14:08 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 23, 2010, 07:03:51 PM
And I'm sure it was as meaningful for him as all of the lectures you received at that age still are to you.



I am crying with laughter....indeed ...at that age "being good" = not getting caught

"being bad" = I got caught and must act remorseful
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducpainter

#184
March 24, 2010, 02:13:45 AM
Quote from: bobspapa on March 23, 2010, 07:01:54 PM
just lectured a 12 year old
..but sac didn't listen
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


SacDuc

#186
March 24, 2010, 06:35:28 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on March 24, 2010, 02:13:45 AM
..but sac didn't listen

I turn 13 next month asshole!

sac




/obviously ------>   ;)
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duccarlos

#187
March 24, 2010, 09:15:57 AM
Had a rough night with sick kid. Trying to take a nap, but wired on too much coffee. Coffee giving me the shits again.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

ducatiz

#188
March 24, 2010, 09:33:56 AM
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

cyrus buelton

#189
March 24, 2010, 09:38:11 AM
Just took a muscle relaxer for my shoulder.


That should finish off my shitty day a little better



@Carlos - You having the shits has got to be awful. I couldn't go in the room that contained the bathroom you blew up a few years back for several hours, even after lighting several candles and a can of air freshener.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

Randimus Maximus

#190
March 24, 2010, 09:46:02 AM
the one person at the office who knows how to set up the "reverse 911" calls to let associates know the office is closed in on vacation this week.  [bang]

DaniD

#191
March 24, 2010, 10:37:55 AM
I moved on February 20th...my husband stayed with the house...we're almost legally separated....I've been married 15 months :-[
"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends."

SacDuc

#192
March 24, 2010, 10:42:56 AM
Quote from: DaniD on March 24, 2010, 10:37:55 AM
I moved on February 20th...my husband stayed with the house...we're almost legally separated....I've been married 15 months :-[

Wrong thread. There are probably lots of people who GAS who won't venture into this thread.

Sorry to hear things are make the beast with two backsed up. Any chance for reconciliation?


sac
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DaniD

#193
March 24, 2010, 10:46:02 AM
Quote from: SacDuc on March 24, 2010, 10:42:56 AM


Sorry to hear things are make the beast with two backsed up. Any chance for reconciliation?


sac

Maybe if I gave a shit!  ;)
"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends."

SacDuc

#194
March 24, 2010, 10:54:34 AM
Quote from: DaniD on March 24, 2010, 10:46:02 AM
Maybe if I gave a shit!  ;)


Gotcha!  [thumbsup]
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