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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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cyrus buelton

Quote from: ducpainter on April 16, 2010, 11:56:08 AM
You're not the most hated...

but hated nonetheless... ;D

That's Ok, you can't be liked by everyone.
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2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

ducpainter

"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



cyrus buelton

Quote from: ducpainter on April 16, 2010, 12:02:13 PM
I feel your pain. ;)

Oh come on dicpainter, everyone likes you

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Just kidding Nate. You know I like you. Of course there was a time I didn't when you kept banning me, but when we finally shared some cocktails you turned to alright in my book.  [thumbsup]
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

ducpainter

Quote from: cyrus buelton on April 16, 2010, 12:04:39 PM
Oh come on dicpainter, everyone likes you

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Just kidding Nate. You know I like you. Of course there was a time I didn't when you kept banning me, but when we finally shared some cocktails you turned to alright in my book.  [thumbsup]
Funny...

I didn't change. ???
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Ddan

Quote from: ducpainter on April 16, 2010, 11:56:08 AM
You're not the most hated...

but hated nonetheless... ;D

Says who?  if anyone gave a shit...
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Grampa

Prepping for Laguna complete. New yantas, fresh engine juice, ditch the mirrors and kill the power to the tail lights. They want you to put numbers on the bike so it's easier to point out bikes breaking the 92 decibel rule.


[evil]
999 - Homicide
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

The Architect

this really belongs in the drunk thread.  I've been playing golf for years now, alright only 5 or 6.  well I really haven't been playing according to some.  I rarely play 18 holes, who's got the time and the attention span?  I play 9 almost once a week.

I played 18 today, first time this season.  I shot a 43 the first 9, that includes 3 lost balls!  The first time I broke 50!  Then I shot a 50 on the back 9, no lost balls?

Played well enough to make my father in-law worried about losing.  we tied in the end.   <--- this belongs somewhere in the best of?  ;D

then the wife and I went out to dinner, ate too much and drank way too much!

cyrus buelton

My sister in law just moved in with us and I hooked her up with a bartending job at our local hang out. She had training today, so we had to take and pick her up since she doesn't have a car.

We go pick her up from the training bar (about 30min drive in rush hour) and half way home I realize I forgot my make the beast with two backsing brand new company issued  Bold 9700. We call the phone, no answer. make the beast with two backs. Tara calls the bar and says they have my phone and I forgot to pay my bar tab  [bang] [bang] (a whopping miller lite bottler and a Bud Light Draft!)

So took the sisters home and went all the way back to settle business and get my phone.


Who gives a shit about my stupidity?
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

ducatiz

Quote from: ducpainter on April 16, 2010, 12:05:46 PM
Funny...

I didn't change. ???

that's funny, i have a buddy from high school who is like 80 lbs heavier but has a full head of hair..  he thinks he looks the same as in HS.

self perception = bullshit.
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

ducpainter

Quote from: ducatiz on April 16, 2010, 06:07:48 PM
that's funny, i have a buddy from high school who is like 80 lbs heavier but has a full head of hair..  he thinks he looks the same as in HS.

self perception = bullshit.
only from your perspective...

and I don't give a shit about what you think. ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



cyrus buelton

Gotta start preparing the house this weekend for our new four legged arrival next week..........


Let the puppy days begin.


But I am sure nobody gives a shit.
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

ducatiz

Quote from: ducpainter on April 17, 2010, 04:39:42 AM
only from your perspective...

and I don't give a shit about what you think. ;D

nah, pretty much everyone calls him a fatass now. 

he changed.

such is life.  everythign changes.

but....

NOGAS
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

cyrus buelton

I don't give a shit about you Tizz.

You never emailed me yesterday.

I guess all relationships come to and end.

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

NOGAS
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

rgramjet

Quote from: cyrus buelton on April 16, 2010, 11:53:47 AM

I am also beginning to think you don't like me, which is fine because again, I don't give a shit.

I dont give a shit about you enough to not like you!   ;D




Yer alright in my book, Little Buckaroo!   [thumbsup]
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

cyrus buelton

I don't like you for calling me a "buckaroo"


I'm not a 5 year old, ya jerk off

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Who gives a shit, right?


No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)