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The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

ducatiz

I hate when my cute little wife takes a big smelly dump and won't turn the bathroom fan on
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"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

cyrus buelton

I hate when posters above me never respond to emails.


dick.

(preemptive disclaimer: No, I don't like dick, crave dick, or want to see dick. And that includes yours)
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By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

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2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: ducatiz on May 06, 2010, 11:54:36 AM
I hate when my cute little wife takes a big smelly dump and won't turn the bathroom fan on

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

[puke]

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]





[bacon]


Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

rgramjet

Quote from: SacDuc on May 06, 2010, 11:06:27 AM
I  hate the assholes that owned the two pitbulls that got into our yard twice last month. I hate that they neglected the dogs enough that animal control finally took them away to an almost certain death sentence in the pound.

I hate the assholes who play shitty eastern European techno music at ungodly volumes at ungodly hours and then smash my car window as thanks for the $1000 fine + eviction I helped them receive.

I hate most other assholes.

I hate people who think their political opinion makes one make the beast with two backswit worth of difference in their owns lives much less mine.

I hate bigots.

I hate people who will get violent defending their belief that the sports team from their area is superior to the sports team of another area.

I hate people who confuse being a spectator with being a participant. At least some people organize a flag football game on Thanksgiving Day before plunking themselves down in front of the TV to watch other people play a similar game. Fine, watch American Idol, but go sing some karaoke afterward or something.

I hate soulless drones mindlessly consuming on weekends who spend their weekdays judging other for consuming differently than they do.

I hate self righteous asshole who make whiny lists on internet forums that are entirely unrelated to the forum's reason for being.

I hate people who demand to remain ignorant at all costs. People who would rather give their opinion than ask a question, regardless of their knowledge of the topic on hand.

I hate people who's world views are so inflexible that they would rather die than change their beliefs, even when faced with mountains of evidence.

I hate people who think children are pure little creatures that need to be protected from everything instead of simply providing a roll model for these kids as they stumble their way through making sense of this world.

...I love you Man.   [thumbsup]


(In the most heterosexual way possible, not that theres anything wrong with any other ways, if that happens to be your cup of tea.......)
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

RAT900

Quote from: SacDuc on May 06, 2010, 11:06:27 AM
I  hate ...................

.................... simply providing a roll model for these kids as they stumble their way through making sense of this world.

I am humbled you have penned as close as I have seen yet to the perfect anti-Desiderata   [clap] [clap] [clap]  this is quality rant
This is an insult to the Pez community

ducpainter

Quote from: RAT900 on May 06, 2010, 02:47:41 PM
I am humbled you have penned as close as I have seen yet to the perfect anti-Desiderata   [clap] [clap] [clap]  this is quality rant
Yet he obviously gives a shit.

I'm soooo confused
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



herm

Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty, and the pigs like it...

rgramjet

Thats what makes  this an honest thread!

btw, its night and 70 degrees where I am, might be some rain in the ning.......
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

ducpainter

Quote from: herm (not herb) on May 06, 2010, 06:24:12 PM
but NOGAS about that..
I give a shit what Sac hates.

I'm somewhat disappointed I didn't make the list.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



cyrus buelton

Quote from: ducpainter on May 06, 2010, 03:14:50 PM
I'm soooo confused

I don't give a shit that Ducpainter talks like a cheerleader on an internet forum.

That's like, sooooo coool!

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
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By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

ducpainter

Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 07, 2010, 04:48:04 AM
I don't give a shit that Ducpainter talks like a cheerleader on an internet forum.

That's like, sooooo coool!

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
Get your insults straight before you open your piehole.

I talk like a Val... ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



cyrus buelton

Quote from: ducpainter on May 07, 2010, 04:50:49 AM
Get your insults straight before you open your piehole.

I talk like a Val... ;D

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]


Ok Kelly Kapowski


GOOOOO BAYSIDE!
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

duccarlos

My wife woke me up this morning to tell me that the air conditioner was sounding funny. I would have preferred a bj.
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: duccarlos on May 07, 2010, 04:52:59 AM
My wife woke me up this morning to tell me that the air conditioner was sounding funny. I would have preferred a bj.
[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

Ahem..... I mean, N O G A S!!!
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...